What would you do????

Papi Chulo

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I put a free ad on a site on the internet, looking for a friend with benefits.

A chick replied, she was 32, had just had her first orgasm a couple months ago, now could not keep her pants on, loved to suck cock, had 44D tits and loved to ski. We talked on MSN for a couple hours, wanted to meet and spend a few more hours fucking & fisting, etc.

I am aware that 44D is a bigger build woman... but when she said she skied, I figured she must not be too bad.

She gives me her address & I stop by, she had said to park by a hedge.. I got there, parked by the hedge... rang the doorbell . a minute later this chick answers... I found her quite unattractive (repulsive) and immediately lost my urge to blow my load. In her hoarse voice, she asked me to move my car as the neighbours may complain if I did not...

I got in my car, backed it up as quickly as I could, fortunately there was a break in traffic on the busy street for me to back out.... and headed home to get drunk and forget about the terrible vision I had when she opened the door tonight.

It would have been free pussy, on a regular basis... but after seeing that.. I would rather pay for it!!! Usually my lower head wins in questionable situations, telling me... "It is pussy.. just fuck it and leave"... this time my upper head said "Run fast!!!".. maybe that is the wisdom that comes with age. I had an Aunt Jemima experience about 10 years ago that still haunts me to this day.. met that one on Quest, late at night.

Hopefully she is not too upset about it as I probably dealt her confidence a huge blow.

Now I know why she did not have a pic to send on her computer!!!

What would you have done in this situation???
 
Sorry to hear that you had to go through this, Papi.

A good lesson in it, though: no pic = no meeting.

What would I have done? Double scotch, rocks.

*edit*

drlove was writing the same time as me and had pretty much the same thought. Seems that we might start seeing a trend...
 
The same thing you did.

Oh I am sure you just made her day, she might have cried for an hour after you peeled out of there.
 
S.C. Joe said:
Oh I am sure you just made her day, she might have cried for an hour after you peeled out of there.


That would mean she is still crying because I left her place about 40 minutes ago.

She claimed she did not have a pic because she just got her computer and had not figured out how to get one on there.

Hindsight being 20/20.. I would have have more fun drinking beer and cooking my turkey dinner... I guess it is a late dinner tonight!

The beer is sure going down good now!
 
If you talked on MSN then she has your MSN address. :o I'm sure you'll be hearing from her.
 
The Bandit said:
If you talked on MSN then she has your MSN address. :o I'm sure you'll be hearing from her.


I deleted and blocked her as soon as I got home!
 
Can I ask... what did you expect her to look like ?

Sure theres "freebies" out there but thats sometimes why. Some guys just don't seem to care. If she can cook, clean and that stuff they overlook the bad. I see it all the time in the stores, a overweight homely looking women in her 40's-50's with 1-2 kids and a guy right with her.

Maybe we are out of touch with the "real" world. Thats fine with me but I can sleep just fine alone, many guys can't it seems like.
 
S.C. Joe said:
Can I ask... what did you expect her to look like ?

Sure theres "freebies" out there but thats sometimes why. Some guys just don't seem to care. If she can cook, clean and that stuff they overlook the bad. I see it all the time in the stores, a overweight homely looking women in her 40's-50's with 1-2 kids and a guy right with her.

Maybe we are out of touch with the "real" world. Thats fine with me but I can sleep just fine alone, many guys can't it seems like.


Maybe I have high standards.... I expected much more than what I saw.

I sleep alone just fine.... I just get tired of dating the Palm Twins once in a while!
 
I agree with previous comments regarding photo. After a few encounters on dating sites, no photo, no date. However, if I did go to meet the lady, I would have the courtesy to go inside, have a glass of wine or water or whatever she was serving, and then tell her that there was no chemistry, wish her the best of luck and leave. This I think is the best way out of a difficult situation, taking her feelings into consideration. She may or may not have been bullshitting you about no photo, but I think others should be treated with consideration. I expect she probably felt really bad when you took off that way. Maybe a couple of decades ago, I would have acted selfishly and immaturely as you did, so I guess it takes time to learn how to deal with things in a better way.
 
Leave her for the brothers, they seem to like alot of "junk in the trunk". :D
 
Questor said:
I agree with previous comments regarding photo. After a few encounters on dating sites, no photo, no date. However, if I did go to meet the lady, I would have the courtesy to go inside, have a glass of wine or water or whatever she was serving, and then tell her that there was no chemistry, wish her the best of luck and leave. This I think is the best way out of a difficult situation, taking her feelings into consideration. She may or may not have been bullshitting you about no photo, but I think others should be treated with consideration. I expect she probably felt really bad when you took off that way. Maybe a couple of decades ago, I would have acted selfishly and immaturely as you did, so I guess it takes time to learn how to deal with things in a better way.

Ditto. No doubt she was hurt after. Wouldn't you be? She was alone on Christmas and probably just wanted to be with someone. You could have gone out for a coffee, or a drink, and then be honest and explain that there is no chemistry. It would have been a softer and more respectable way of letting her down.
 
I have to admit, hearing someone sqeal their tires to get away from you would be pretty depressing.
 
You've served a great purpose in being a warning to other guys to be careful out there.
 
HAHAHA! Great story, that was funny!

You may have made a good choice that "hoarse voice" maybe what is let over from the sex change operation
 
Good policy but …

drlove said:
No pic = no date! Simple as that.

Sometimes the picture looks allot better then what you get