What Would The Perfect Woman Look Like ?

[Safdar]

Mayor McCheese's wife. A cheeseburger head and a hot bikini body. Artie Lange refers to her in his stand up DVD.

 

[Ironhead]

HOLY FUCK ! A landing zone.
I am coming in for a landing on the one who looks ready for action. lol

 

[Cycleguy007]

OK... I'll play!

Height; Anywhere from 5' 2" to 5' 11"
Weight; Depending on height of course- 110 or higher as long as she's fit
Hair Colour; Blonde
Hair Style; Doesn't matter
Length; Shoulder length or longer
Eyes; Doesn't matter
Body Type; FIT (Natch!)
Ethnicity; European
Complextion; Caucasian
Numbers; 34 (to 38)- 24- 34 (to 36)
Age; 30- 45
Education; High school or greater
Piercings; ears, belly, clit hood
Tattoos; small and sexy!
Bikini Area; SHAVED SMOOTH!
Drinks; Socially
Smoke; No (I know, I know- Mrs. Cycleguy is a smoker... but I wish she would quit.)
Drugs; No (Occassional 420 is ok :-D)

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

HOLY FUCK ! A landing zone.
I am coming in for a landing on the one who looks ready for action. lol

Might want to re-think that,,,,see the way the other girl is holding her nose? I'm just saying......

 

[wet_suit_one]

Ava Cowan. Google her. Perfect!

 

[Pretty-Blonde-Lily]

I love women to.


Height; 5'7
Weight; 135
Hair Colour; blonde
Hair Style; big sex kitten curls
Length; medium-long
Eyes; blue
Body Type; cokebottle
Complextion; Clear
Age; 18- young & fresh
Piercings; TONGUE mmm
Tattoos; Irrelivant
Bikini Area; Shaven and super smooth
Drinks; occasionaly
Smoke; only when drinking or never
Drugs; hell no!!




OMG, I deff just described myself
I guess im perfect

 

[BallzDeep]

At my age and luck with women, a lady with a pulse is nice but not mandatory.

 

[tboy]

I seem to recall a magazine did a survery quite a few years ago. Basically asked what the OP did and had everyone fill in the blanks.

They then assembled all the data and produced a digital representation of the woman. She was pretty hot actually.....

 

[ang]

HERE WE GO

Height; 5'2 - 5'4
Weight; 115 - 130
Hair Colour; dirty blonde (don't mind highlights)
Hair Style; I like straight
Length; shoulder length or a bit longer
Eyes; GREEN
Body Type; hourglass
Ethnicity; dosen't matter, but since I married a limey, I'll say limey
Complextion; fair in the winter, tanned in the summer....LOL
Numbers; 34D-25-35
Age;41
Education; post secondary would help
Piercings; na
Tattoos; na
Bikini Area; smooth as smooth can be
Drinks; socially
Smoke; no (yes Mrs. Ang does, but she is talking about quitting)
Drugs; no

 

[moresex4me]

I love women to.


Height; 5'7
Weight; 135
Hair Colour; blonde
Hair Style; big sex kitten curls
Length; medium-long
Eyes; blue
Body Type; cokebottle
Complextion; Clear
Age; 18- young & fresh
Piercings; TONGUE mmm
Tattoos; Irrelivant
Bikini Area; Shaven and super smooth
Drinks; occasionaly
Smoke; only when drinking or never
Drugs; hell no!!




OMG, I deff just described myself
I guess im perfect

This post, and this thread, is useless without pictures...

 

[Prim0]

This works for me...

 

[babyfinsta]

Leeann Tweeden.

nuff said.

 

[Ironhead]

Might want to re-think that,,,,see the way the other girl is holding her nose? I'm just saying......

You may be correct, I thought she was hiding her face from the camera or giggling.

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

You may be correct, I thought she was hiding her face from the camera or giggling.

Better safe than sorry babe.