what the hell, my fantasy

lol no r&J For you my sweet, it would be the merry wives of windsor.!!!!

He gets to sleep with all the married maidens, who aren't happy with their men at home. You could be a "slut". Of course the nymphs drive you crazy at the end, but who said we had to finish all the acts. lol

Let me know when, I know the custodian.

I know the play well, I was Pistol in it once. sounds fun but your location says Winnipeg
 
Savannah?
 
There's a porn flick (late 80s?) called Romeo and Juliet that may help with your fantasy. The only cast member I recall by name is Jerry Butler. btw, there is a balcony scene (sort of) with doggy style action.