Wait, none of this is standard? I've been lied to.Midget porn, lederhosen, jumper cables, Vaseline, and a variety of prosthetic limbs.
How about the drum roll machine before and the applause machine after?How about an applause machine that can sense when he's about to cum?
That would be awesome! Maybe a podium as well to award each other a medal?How about the drum roll machine before and the applause machine after?
Because between the time you showered and then get to the location, you are sweating and might not even know it! Especially this summer, sitting in your car you sweat in the groin area a lot, hence you need to shower again once you get there.Correct me if i'm wrong.
Don't most guys go see their favorite sp already showered, fresh breath, ready to go? I can't imagine needing all these supplies. Its not like i'm spending the nite where i need toiletries, and towels.
Just give me a condom and baby wipes and i'm out of there in 5 minutes. *damn, i just gave myself away*
Amen to that. Nothing says "cheap-ass SP" like a handful of Lifestyles garden-hose-grade condoms. But an SP who features a nice selection of Kimonos and Crowns says "I care about your happiness".High quality condoms - reliable yet with good sensitivity. Also some "latex-free" condoms for those with latex allergies.
That just gave me a hard-on.Suck his dick the way you love to do it, and you'll suck it awesome.
ROFL that's awesome! It's funny to me because I'm a cyclist. Though I would probably lock it up outside unless the SP is really that laidback about it and told me to bring it up.twice ..... I had clients come to my & bring there bikes in my condo
You don't like cycles that go both ways? No bicycles for you?Unicycles are more portable. I think everyone should ride unicycles and play the kazoo.
be wary of the cycle paths they are killerI'm bi-curious. I'm thinking of purchasing a Raleigh.