What profession do you use?

[Bud Plug]

Some of my personas include:

Bee keeper, braile translator, golf ball designer, river boat captain, VCR tape rewinder, registered chiropodist, part-time contract probationary apprentice substitute teacher, petroleum blender, or cathode ray specialist

In real life, I am all of the above!

 

[Big Daddy]

Next time, may be I will tell her that I am a welfare case and did not have anything else to do. That way the small talk is really small.

 

[newinottawa]

I tell them I am a Cunning Linguist, naturally!

Chivas Regal

Cunning Linguist = Master Debater

 

[Goober Mcfly]

I tell them the truth. I masturbate tree-frogs for a living.

 

[bobistheowl]

[/B]

So, how do you answer "So what do you do?" [/B]

"That would depend on how much the woman wants to spend".

 

[healer677]

A Prognosticator

 

[Speedo]

A Prognosticator

Only if I'm late for an appointment...

 

[Meridian]

Off-duty police officer...well they asked, didn't they

Interesting Answer. Do you think SP/MP will provide less service because they don't want you to arrest her later on? or they will provide fantastic service to make sure you are happy to avoid arrest in future.

 

[lasslicker]

Man I'm in the wrong biz

Perhaps from now on I'll just tell them I'm a reviewer for TERB.

 

[great bear]

Ginglay, suggests saying he is a member of Menza. I was once a member of Mensa but failed their monthly IQ test and was then relegated to Menza. Now, I climb ladders for a living, up and down, up and down. What a shitty job. But at least I can tell the girls I am well rung!

 

[sweet guy]

Maybe next time pussy hunter

 

[zydeco]

Gynaecologist.

 

[sweet guy]

An executive chef?

 

[healer677]

I hunt Wabbits

 

[lasslicker]

I've learned the right reply

Aardvark tongue trainer.

 

[kbluejayk]

My name is Bond.....James Bond......and I'm awaiting a special assignment.....

 

[Galahad]

SB, Mod at TERB

 

[lasslicker]

Well, so much for impersonating Googer...

 

[homonger]

Art Vandelay, Architect.

No, I tell them the truth. Who cares?

 

[WhaWhaWha]

Journalist. Then I ask them to please talk directly into my microphone