What profession do you use?

[lasslicker]

Whenever an SP/MPA asks "So what do you do?", I'm at a loss.

My real profession is so non-traditional and revealing that I have never given it.

Whenever I try to be vague, most girls get curious and probe furthrer.

I've used "real estate", "investment broker", "computer guy", you name it, but I always end up with even more questions than I care to deal with.

The CLOSEST I have come to minimal response is from the occupationally curious is "Insurance Salesman". I guess at that point most girls think that I'll try to sell them some.

So, how do you answer "So what do you do?"

 

[luv4lust]

lol

cute

 

[incognito]

President of the united states. Works wonders for me.

 

[Naughty Alex]

Hi, I'm Alex, an Escort..........

....still get asked more questions....people are curious....

 

[Hugh G. Rekshun]

Tell them you've been unemployed for a long time, live in your mom's basement, and you can only afford a half hour session because that will allow you to get home using a Mississauga Transit transfer before it expires. Always impresses the ladies, whether they're MPAs, SPs, or non-professionals.

 

[luv4lust]

omfg

Tell them you've been unemployed for a long time, live in your mom's basement, and you can only afford a half hour session because that will allow to get home using a Mississauga Transit transfer before it expires. Always impresses the ladies, whether they're MPAs, SPs, or non-professionals.

rotfflmfao
brb i have to clean the coffee from my monitor & keyboard

 

[lasslicker]

I did actually tell one lady that I was a remittence man who was in coin by a well-to-do familiy trust.

Seemed to glean more interest than the "gainfully unemployed" line.

 

[Chivas Regal]

I tell them I am a Cunning Linguist, naturally!

Chivas Regal

 

[luv4lust]

ha ha ha red

bows to the mod and kisses his

 

[freakshow]

I always tell the truth.......mortgage broker, like they really care its just all small talk

 

[wrong hole]

circus freak

 

[The Doctor]

No wrong hole, what's the one you use when you don't want to tell them what you really do.

 

[wrong hole]

Paper boy

 

[Jungleismassive]

I always say that I work for Revenue Canada.

 

[The Doctor]

Off-duty police officer...well they asked, didn't they

 

[Drunken Master]

Superman

 

[red]

the Hulk

 

[wrong hole]

small penis man

 

[pineappleguy]

or...

Tell them you're a "PPE". When they ask what that is, explain that you are a "Professional Pussy Examiner", and use that as an excuse to initiate some action.

 

[Shades]

Once when asked I said I was an embalmer.

What followed was one of the worst NR I have ever experienced. Don't understand it, the girl was so tense!