What is your quickest sensual encounter a civilian?

Big Rig

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What is yoiur quickest sensualencounter with a civie and how did it happen?

From the first time you saw her
until you got something sensual from a civilian.

I use the word 'sensual' not 'sexual' as it could be something as tame as just making out or even a deep hug or just cuddling. Does not to be sex but could be

If it happened at some place where social sexually norms do not apply it does not count such as Oasis

Meeting a civilian and getting sensual in normal social setting, how did you manage to pull it off ?

Looking for some insight
 
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Not how quick in the first date but from the first time you saw her until you got your BJ. If it happened at Oasis or some other place where social sexually norms do not apply it does not count.

Meeting a civilian and getting a quick BJ in a normal social setting, how did you manage to pull it off ?
Meeting a girl from adult finder and going to the movies on the Queensway. She was really surprised when we met and before we got out of the car, maybe because back then I looked really really young and innocent, and in the parking lot she reached over unzipped my pants and went to town. I was like I'm gonna cum and was worried it would make a mess and how am I going to now get out of the car with jizz everywhere but she went harder and swallowed everything. I came in like 5mins, and maybe it helped that I sent her my dic pic before we met. Let just say I was a little naïve in my 20s and cost me about 3 years of my time with this freak. Sex was good but the chick was totally unstable, still consider myself luck I got out of it without consequences...
 

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My Italian friend who use to work in a women's shoe store so he could look up their skirts while putting on their new shoes said one customer and he went into a closet and she did the deed within 10 minutes of meeting. No, I don't know if she paid for her new pair of shoes. Of course, my friend never lies about his sexual exploits.
 

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In my final year of college I was renting a unit in a four-plex building. A single mom lived in the unit beside me and I would look after her kid in the odd emergency. I was usually studying or watching the tube and the kid generally played with his cars. I knew she did not have a lot of money and when offered, I would decline and simply state that we were neighbors and lets keep it that way. She was not hot, but she wasn't ugly either. The thought had crossed my mind about banging her, but fortunately my bigger head over-ruled my little head as I knew it would lead to something I would regret.

Anyhow, when I was moving out I stopped by to say goodbye. She invited me in, gave me a big hug and started rubbing my crotch. She whispered in my ear that she would like to give me a going away present and dropped to her knees and gave me the most wonderful BJ. Her skills were above average and upon reaching climax I blew my load in to her mouth. She kissed me on the cheek and that was the last I saw of her.
 

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My Italian friend who use to work in a women's shoe store so he could look up their skirts while putting on their new shoes said one customer and he went into a closet and she did the deed within 10 minutes of meeting. No, I don't know if she paid for her new pair of shoes. Of course, my friend never lies about his sexual exploits.
Nor did he explain how it happened, who brought the topic up, etc. A shoe store would be a normal social setting, if it actually happened, but sounds like a BS male brag story from a perv to me.


It happened to me when I was on the road. I asked a woman at a store where I could get a fax so I could send my paperwork ahead to the custom broker. We hopped into her car and she drove me around all her sleepy country town. I told her how good looking she was while being careful to present myself as a confident gentle man. I faked the confidence stuff well enough that she invited me back to her place. But I do not consider that normal as I was a stranger there for a few hours and was not going to see her again. Like meeting someone on vacation where normal social rules do not count.

I have a trucker buddy who tells me sex stories and I believe him as he is not a bullshitter, dresses neatly, looks attractive with excellent social skills. As soon as you meet him you feel you got a friend. But he is not in normal social settings as a long hauler because he will soon be gone.
 
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Years ago I was at home with my then new wife, and a buddy that lived down the street and his new girlfriend, who I met that night for the first time. We had had dinner and a few drinks and eventually my wife went to bed. A while later, the other guy got paged and had to leave (He was a Resident at McMaster University Hospital.) He left in a bit of a hurry since it was an emergency of some kind, but he only expected to be gone for an hour and would then come back.

His g/f and I continued to hang out on the couch but within 10 minutes of his leaving, she suddenly got very flirty and next thing I knew she had my dick out and was going to town. She was a hot little spinner and was very "effective" in her work. I think I lasted about 3 minutes and no clean-up was required if you know what I mean. That was also the first time I was a dirty cheating bastard as well.

The relationship with my buddy and his g/f lasted a while and eventually they went their own ways. I told him about this a few years ago and we both had a huge laugh about it. Apparently she was a real freak in the sheets and he also wondered what ever happened to her.
 

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I have a trucker buddy who tells me sex stories and I believe him as he is not a bullshitter, dresses neatly, looks attractive with excellent social skills. As soon as you meet him you feel you got a friend.
You need traits that such a woman would seek if she wants a quickie. It has to be with someone who is attractive, is neat, has charm, poise and comes across as being safe to be with.

As to how it happens, in your case the woman made the first move when she drove you around the village.

A common way for a woman to express interest in you is to touch your shoulder. The most devastating move in her arsenal is to carefully position herself so she stands in front of you and has you blocked. She should then very slowly and deliberately extend her right arm and place it softly on your left shoulder then leave it their while smiling. The shoulder touch is common because it is taught in woman's magazines. If a woman does that to you, you definitely have the green light.

I like to read woman's magazines just to see what women are thinking and learn what they are looking for in men what their signals are and what signals they are looking for from a man. The shoulder touch is an example of what I read in a woman's magazine of how a woman will signal interest in you. Read the magazines they read.


 
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I've met civi who were pretty quick
Best (& probably one of the quickest) was some filipina chic I met downtown
Had a beer and maybe an hour later got much more than just a blow
 

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Classes are a good way to find such women. It is one of the ways to meet men tips in women's magazines.
 

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I met a woman at a local bistro who was in the middle of a divorce. I bought a few drinks and I am embarrassed to say we did a little kissy-poo sitting on bar stools. She said she wanted breakfast. As soon as we got in the car she unbundled the Prez's pants and delivered a superb bbbj before we went to the Red House. It was probably an act of revenge on the soon to be ex.
 

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I met a woman at a local bistro who was in the middle of a divorce. I bought a few drinks and I am embarrassed to say we did a little kissy-poo sitting on bar stools. She said she wanted breakfast. As soon as we got in the car she unbundled the Prez's pants and delivered a superb bbbj before we went to the Red House. It was probably an act of revenge on the soon to be ex.
Now that is fast. Sounds like under three hours.

My quickest, in a normal social setting, is the following.

I got laid over in San Diego and went to Blacks Beach (nudist beach). Some very attractive nude women there. I was sitting there wondering how to approach some of them when, by good fortune, two sat beside me. One was a 7 and the other a 5. We started small chat. As the sun came down I walked them back to their car where it was the 5 that made the bold move and gave me a hug that told me she she was lonely. I was hoping for the 7, but liked the 5 well enough.

I asked her to a Itzhak Pearlman concert I was planning on going to that night. He is the violinist that uses hand crutches. We relaxed and easily laughed as the night went along and that is the key. No civie girl, or guy for that matter, will want sex with someone they feel awkward with. This is the essential skill you need . When I took her home it seemed natural for her to change into her see through lingerie. After all, I had seen her nude all day long and we had become friends. We started kissing while drinking wine. I started to slowly play with then kiss her breasts. She took the bulge out of my pants. After a few minutes of stroking she started to suck.

Although it is not a normal social setting to meet someone nude.
 
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Nor did he explain how it happened, who brought the topic up, etc ? A shoe store would be a normal social setting, if it actually happened, but sounds like a BS male brag story from a perv to me.

Skyrider read too much Penthouse Forum as a boy and over time has come to believe that he "knows" all those (fictional) guys he read about and that they are his "friends".

He always hears of a guy who heard of a guy... and get's it all wrong. Reminds me of the Second Hand News guy on SNL "Anthony Crispino"!! LOL!

 

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Had more than a few first dates with at least BJ at the end of the night (though once or twice before leaving the bar). Not that uncommon when dating women in their early 30's.
 

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Back in the day, when phone lines like "quest" we're popular, I met quite a few civi's that just wanted to get down to business. Things were sometimes as quick as walking in the door, being met with a kiss and then having some milf drop to her knees.
Best experience was a lady who wanted to pretend that daddy just got home and mommy was away. She discovered that night that she was a squirter.
 

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Back in the day, when phone lines like "quest" we're popular, I met quite a few civi's that just wanted to get down to business. Things were sometimes as quick as walking in the door, being met with a kiss and then having some milf drop to her knees.
Best experience was a lady who wanted to pretend that daddy just got home and mommy was away. She discovered that night that she was a squirter.

THOSE were the days!

Lavalife, Casual Encounters!!!! Such easy pussy if you had Game! Cannot even count how many women I met and had great experiences with.

Is there anything even close to that nowadays?
 

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THOSE were the days!

Lavalife, Casual Encounters!!!! Such easy pussy if you had Game! Cannot even count how many women I met and had great experiences with.

Is there anything even close to that nowadays?
You actually met women on those phone lines? I assumed they were all the same girls being paid to pretend they were civies while suckers stayed on the line and ran up big bills.


I did meet one girl from an internet service. We met at a bar. I walked her to her car to say what I thought was goodbye where she surprised me with a hug and said it was awful of her but she just wanted some penis. She was a sweet GND type.

Such stories make me believe there is a need for MPs that service females.

I have argued this with MPAsquared who says no way but would it not be a lot easier for such girls to go to a MP where they would be safe and choose from a lineup of attractive guys skilled in massage?
 

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I assure you Yoga Face that Lavalife and Casual Encounters phone lines were very legit and very effective. Very.

They were before internet dating so your voice and charisma could make an impression before woman decided if you were her type visually. Now with internet dating 85% of the decision is made before anyone gets past the pictures. If you are a blond and the girl only likes dark haired guys, you never get past the picture.

As for MP's and brothels for women. I agree that there are lots of women who would find such an outlet a good thing. But, I don't think society is easy for it and I think the biz would fail.
 
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You actually met women on those phone lines? I assumed they were all the same girls being paid to pretend they were civies while suckers stayed on the line and ran up big bills.


I met at least 20 different civilian ladies, maybe closer to 30 and it was strictly for quick fun. Never a dinner, never a drink - just straight to the hook-up.
 

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You actually met women on those phone lines? I assumed they were all the same girls being paid to pretend they were civies while suckers stayed on the line and ran up big bills.


I met at least 20 different civilian ladies, maybe closer to 30 and it was strictly for quick fun. Never a dinner, never a drink - just straight to the hook-up.


So, you meet at a bar? If meeting goes well go back to her place? She now has let a stranger know where she lives and you could be a Ghomesi. Sounds perilous for her.

How did these pick ups work out ? GND types? Would it not be best to meet at a bar to make sure you are both interested?
 
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