what is your most awkward .....
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From many reviews I've read on this site, many guys will still stay even if they find the girl less than attractive
The simple thing to do phil is to not book an appointment even if you are iffy from the pictures because guys know their is a 50% chance of them walking. Its better to just put some effort into finding a lady that is just for you... Or if you get there and she isn't what you were expecting offer here a small fee 10-20$ for wasting her time.
Some guys don't want to do that and think its unnecessary but some guys actually do do this.
Some guys don't want to do that and think its unnecessary but some guys actually do do this.
J
jazzbox
I was seeing an MA here and Ottawa and we are having a fun and sensual time. Time is running out and we are in the bottom of the 9th and I am going to blow. She is kneeling over me so I tell her that I shoot far. That did not phase her it seems so I blow and it shoots a bullseye right into her (unintentionally) open mouth. There is silence and she accuses me of planning to do that. Awkward. I swore on a stack of bibles there is no way I could have "planned" it....and then she started laughing...and I did too.
Two travel embarrassments-
1. Was travelling in Switzerland one summer and saw piles of hay in the fields. Had this Hollywood moment of making love in a pile of straw. Took the lady over, she had a similar romantic notion. Foreplay with clothes on was cool but once clothes came off the sharp straw really hurt like being stabbed with little pins. Neither of us was willing to be on the bottom, so had to finish on the ground beside. So much for a movie type romantic moment.
2. Hitch hiking through Spain and got dark. Decided to just throw up the tent behind some bushes. Pleasant enough until we realized that being out of sight from the road to make out also meant being out of sight to take a crap. Started to smell like we were camping in a toilet. We had thrown the tent down on a pile of shit and surrounded by little piles of excrement around the tent. Kinda kills the mood, specially if you're not into scat play...... Yuck!
1. Was travelling in Switzerland one summer and saw piles of hay in the fields. Had this Hollywood moment of making love in a pile of straw. Took the lady over, she had a similar romantic notion. Foreplay with clothes on was cool but once clothes came off the sharp straw really hurt like being stabbed with little pins. Neither of us was willing to be on the bottom, so had to finish on the ground beside. So much for a movie type romantic moment.
2. Hitch hiking through Spain and got dark. Decided to just throw up the tent behind some bushes. Pleasant enough until we realized that being out of sight from the road to make out also meant being out of sight to take a crap. Started to smell like we were camping in a toilet. We had thrown the tent down on a pile of shit and surrounded by little piles of excrement around the tent. Kinda kills the mood, specially if you're not into scat play...... Yuck!
When I was dating a girl in university, about 15 minutes into our third bang session she came, then burst into tears. My immediate reaction was thinking I had hurt her somehow. I kept asking her if she was alright, but she couldn't get a word out between bouts of crying and laughing. I kind of just sat there confused wondering what to do. Eventually I finally got out of her that sometimes she cries after a particularly strong orgasm. Apparently that's a thing! Who knew? It happened several more times while I was with her, but never to that degree.
I could never ever have fun in a haystack. Of course that would hurt lol
Camping with shit? thanks but no thanks lol
Sounds like you had a rough time while travelling.
Camping with shit? thanks but no thanks lol
Sounds like you had a rough time while travelling.
Thank god you weren't there! that is seriously messed up... at least you got a free shower out of it!
OMG ! you should have used the sock trick 
works everytime lol. Momma would have been like uh oh hes at it again lmaoo!
Moms.. Always have the worst timing.
works everytime lol. Momma would have been like uh oh hes at it again lmaoo! Moms.. Always have the worst timing.
I think she knew what she was doing, lol!
This also cuts both ways. When my son was 16, I came home from work and opened the door to his room (without knocking) and found him in bed with his girlfriend. I said hello and went downstairs and my wife asks "did you said hello to Laura ?" I say "yes" and she says " you know that wasn't Laura "
Awkward!!!
This also cuts both ways. When my son was 16, I came home from work and opened the door to his room (without knocking) and found him in bed with his girlfriend. I said hello and went downstairs and my wife asks "did you said hello to Laura ?" I say "yes" and she says " you know that wasn't Laura "
Awkward!!!
Lmao if my mom ever caught me in bed with a guy I would be burnt toast.... especially if I was 16. LOL
In rush to make appointment forgot to stop by ATM, lucky I had required donation, BUT it included about $5 in change. This was before the toonies and loonies ( SP was regular and was telling me it's ok and not to worry when the change came out. We still laugh about all the awkward moments we shared.
Another was with same SP, her friend was getting ready in washroom while we did our thing, few giggles during session and friend in washroom saying "it's not funny"
Fun times,
LL
( SP was regular and was telling me it's ok and not to worry when the change came out. We still laugh about all the awkward moments we shared.Another was with same SP, her friend was getting ready in washroom while we did our thing, few giggles during session and friend in washroom saying "it's not funny"
Fun times,
LL
Another time, I show up at their usual incall hotel as planned, see ladies trying to check in but no rooms were available. Being a gentleman, I ended up helping them with their fat ass suitcase up the street to another hotel. Ladies are checking in and staff asks if we are together, I answer "I'm just helping with their suitcase" staff tells me "we have people for that" which only made us smile and hold laughter till we got in elevator )
Glory Days,
LL
)Glory Days,
LL
