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What is the toughest hobby jurisdiction you have ever been in?

HAMSTER INSPECTOR

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In Canada we do not seem to be suffering much, but in other places you pay much more and get way less. We did get a scare when c-36 came in but it seems it was all about nothing. I know that in Vermont the hobby is almost non existent, you may get a helping hand when getting a massage but that may only be after many visits and then maybe not at all. There are some places in the states that you have to get a genital waxing before cream is applied at the end. There are videos on the internet where the guys are so worked up they blow during the waxing just from the handling. What is the worse hobby jurisdiction you have been in?

 

y2kmark

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Don't know what the point of mentioning it is, but Meridian, MS and I shouldn't have to go into it...
 
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NotADcotor

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Prison. All the girls are pimped... and they are not girls. Unless you are into raping boys in which case it's the best.
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Luvlust

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For me it was Utah. While you can marry as many wife you can afford, you cannot see any naked women in strip bars. I did not bother to check the SP scenes. Only good thing is I was only there for 2 days.
 
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Indiana

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For me it was Utah. While you can marry as many wife you can afford, you cannot see any naked women in strip bars. I did not bother to check the SP scenes. Only good thing is I was only there for 2 days.
Last time I was there couldn’t even get a beer in a bar until I was sponsored by a local lol.
 

Luvlust

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Last time I was there couldn’t even get a beer in a bar until I was sponsored by a local lol.
All you needed was to get a membership and provide your ID just to buy a beer. This was Salt Lake City. Weird place.
 

Ryan4life

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I can't think of anywhere worse than the US...for a country that is always crying about "muh freedom!" They surely have there heads up there buts when it comes to sex.
 

kherg007

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I can't think of anywhere worse than the US...for a country that is always crying about "muh freedom!" They surely have there heads up there buts when it comes to sex.
As Aussie Jim Jeffries says talking to an America audience:
"Freedom this, freedom that, free, free, free. Now, I hate to break it to you, ’cause I don’t think you know this. [sighing] There are 92 free countries on the planet. Democratic, free countries. You are one of them. Every single English-speaking country on Earth is free, and most of the [clicks tongue] countries are also free. [audience laughing and applauding] Now, you’re very free. Don’t get upset. And I have a wonderful… I love America. I truly do. I live here and love it. I have nothing against… And none of the things I’m about to mention affect you… affect me in any way, right? You may not be the freest place on Earth. [audience laughing] Just a quick example, out of the 92 free countries on the planet, you have the highest rate of incarceration. One percent of your adult population is in prison. That’s double that of the country that comes in second, which is South Africa. If you’ve ever been to South Africa, South Africa is fucked. [audience laughing] So you’re double that of South Africa. [chuckling] So, statistically, in the land of the free, you have the least amount of free people. [audience laughing] Now, this is a super simple one. Super simple argument. In Holland, you can smoke weed whilst fucking a hooker in front of a cop. [audience laughing] How dare Holland not be called the land of the free? Do you honestly think you’re competing with Holland? In Canada, just last year, they legalized assisted suicide for the sick, which, I believe, is the biggest freedom of them all. It’s your life. No government, no religious group should ever tell you… [audience cheering and applauding] when you get to check out. If you’re a pro-life person, good. Do it with your life, not mine. Right? – Now… – [audience cheering and applauding] ‘Cause… Also, I don’t think they’ve thought about it. I don’t think there’s even the most evangelical Christian, who’s a burn victim, just hanging on to life support in a hospital, just… [gasping] “I feel so free.” And I’m so glad they’re doing it in Canada, because if I ever had an assisted suicide, I’d want it to be a Canadian doctor. I want some guy rocking up to my house like, [mock Canadian accent] “Okay. All righty, then… So I hear that someone’s given up on life, eh? All right, let me set up my little death machine here, and I’ll… I’m gonna put this in your vein, and you’re gonna be so sleepy so soon. I tell you what, there.” [audience laughing]

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Key passage talking about America bragging about being the land of the free:
In Holland, you can smoke weed whilst fucking a hooker in front of a cop. [audience laughing] How dare Holland not be called the land of the free? Do you honestly think you’re competing with Holland?
 
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NotADcotor

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Democratic, free countries.
I couldn't be bothered to read the rest of it but Democratic and Free are two different things. All Democratic means is that you are fine with having your neighbors tell you how to live for good or bad.
If you live in a country where 60% of the population routinely vote Nazbol or for that matter Nazgul than motherfuckers ain't free.
Likewise if you trust in strange women lying in ponds giving out swords and they keep selecting those who favor watchmen states [minimal governments] than mother fuckers are not picking, but they are being left alone by the government to the greatest extent possible while having a functional legal system so those maternal lovers are free. Might not be the optimal or efficient government but to say they are not free is to not understand the concept of freedom. But then again, Troll, Facist, Communist, Brave, Coward words no longer have any meaning anymore.
 

Robert Mugabe

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Never been there, but I read years ago in the world sex guide, some guy got some street action in Pyongyang. That takes balls. For both of them.
 

y2kmark

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I can't think of anywhere worse than the US...for a country that is always crying about "muh freedom!" They surely have there heads up there buts when it comes to sex.
Fellow Terbites excepted, of course :cool:...
 
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Malika Fantasy

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Sentinel islands is probably the toughest place on earth to work.

Thought I always wonder how they do it in places like Asencion island and Tristan da Cunha
 

Ceiling Cat

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Sentinel islands is probably the toughest place on earth to work.

Thought I always wonder how they do it in places like Asencion island and Tristan da Cunha
Maybe they don't, you may have to go down to the fish market for some bearded clam.


 

xix

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La la land
Sentinel islands is probably the toughest place on earth to work.

Thought I always wonder how they do it in places like Asencion island and Tristan da Cunha
You have to develop the skills of a player or gigolo.
 

kstanb

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When I was in Turkey. I only saw adds from t-girls and East Europeans, I also noticed internet was blocking all porn and escort sites. I didn't partake

I also didn't partake in Denmark. It was also almost impossible to find any kind of sex related establishment, and I knew LE was active and penalties were horrible for hobbying. I think if I go now, it won't be that difficult because of twitter, but I went many was years ago,
 

Malika Fantasy

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From a provider point of you, it was probably when France went to a Nordic model the day that I arrived to work there. I didn't have any particular problem since I speak French, but most ads site didn't allow you to create any news ads and they started charging for providers to have create accounts (sexemodele and ladyxenia )

I worked in Japan and Hong Kong but that was during the backpage days so not too hard.
 
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