On a bushwalk w a lady pal in kuringai (a park north of sydney) back in late 80s decide it might be interesting to have a root in the bush so we find a spot, go at it a bit and start some some doggy - she's standing hands on a rock and I'm pumping away and I'm almost in launch sequence when a bloody goanna (like a big lizard about 6 foot long, 3 feet of it tail) comes ambling out of the thicket...it was about 12 metres away and at 4 o'clock from her facing 12 oclock so she couldn't see it...(usually didnt take long to blow back then in my 20s) but the fear that the goanna might get spooked (they often dash up trees but have been known to dash up a human leg now and then) made me nervous so I couldn't blow - and she was really getting into the longer lasting me so I'm pumping and fretting the goanna and pumping and fretting pumping and fretting and can't blow and want to leg it on out (again, in my 20s, so was hard the whole time lol). The goanna is getting slowly closer (maybe smelling her charms lol) So finally shut my eyes and concentrate and blow (on the pill monogamous so ok to cip) and when i open my eyes it's about 5m away and I immediately steer her toward 10 o'clock quickly hustling her by the arm she says "stop! Wait my her legs feel like jelly, let me get my pants up" but i lie and say "i think i hear someone" and i'm pulling her up a slight hill and she's semi got her daks up with one hand and me dick is out dripping whilst I'm pulling her other arm (my other hand is holding up my stubbies) and then once about 15m away I pretend i just notice "crikey a bloody goanna just popped out of the thicket!" She let out a fear squeak and scrambled further up the hill. She thanked me for saving her...And we sniggered about our escapade for the rest of the bush walk and when I got back to the car I confessed what really happened - and she got a bit shirty that i didnt flee upon first notice of the goanna. And it was an awfully frosty ride home as i believe she plotted my murder lol.
Thus initial danger was the goanna, latter danger angry gf. About 48 hours later she finally laughed about it.