What is the best advice you have received?

[xmontrealer]

"A third marriage is a triumph of hope over experience!"

 

[thirdcup]

"A third marriage is a triumph of hope over experience!"

Samuel Johnson said the same about second marriages.

 

[thirdcup]

You don't pronounce the "G" in Vaughan.

You are projecting. Because I do.

 

[thirdcup]

Never make the same mistake twice.

I make the same mistake five or six times, to be sure. - Oscar Wilde

 

[superman2006]

Only spend money on necessities ( except for escorts) and start saving and investing when you are young.

 

[thirdcup]

My first PM from Fred - "Everything you read on here is true. Now stop sending send me dick pics".

- YouTube

Bekijk je favoriete video's, luister naar de muziek die je leuk vindt, upload originele content en deel alles met vrienden, familie en anderen op YouTube.

youtube.com

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

~ author unknown

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

My favourites are # 2, 4, 7, 8, 10 and 11

 

[spacyfoil]

Don't try to fix a bad relationship by getting married, and really really don't try to fix a bad marriage by having kids!

This could be slightly changed to:

Don't try to fix your life by getting married, and really really don't try to fix a bad marriage by having kids!

For all the stupid cultures where arranged marriages are prevalent.

 

[Robert Mugabe]

Get the fuck out of Dodge.

 

[Boss Nass]

DUCK!

 

[Mrboobs]

Not everyone that shows you their teeth is your friend.

Heard this one recently

 

[southpaw]

Don't ask for advice and don't offer it.

 

[Leimonis]

If you can see and touch the boobs, they're real.

then you squeeze it and it squeaks...

 

[bigloadslinger]

Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks - dr.dre

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

Save 10%

And re-invest that 10%

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"

~ Mike Tyson

 

[Zoot Allures]

Four things I listened to but all from the same guy. Warren Buffet.







Invest wisely. Put money into everthing not one thing, buy an index fund
Jack Bogle created index funds



Invest and hold

 

[Zoot Allures]

This advice applies to a lot of people

 

[JaimeWolf]

"Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth"

~ Mike Tyson

Everyone has a plan until they get slapped in the mouth by a man in a speedo.