You forgot one: diminished = villain twirls his moustache as maiden is tied to the railroad tracks
And now a joke for the musicians in the crowd...
Q. How can you tell if a singer is at your door?
A. He can't find the right key and doesn't know when to come in.
Also forgot Augmented.
Major and Minor chords, in isolation, sound like they have nowhere to go. They are "happy" (major) or "sad (minor). In both they sound stable because the 5 is a "perfect" interval, meaning it has no tension, just wants to sit there. The third determines the "mood."
A diminished chord has a minor third and a "diminished" fifth, a semitone lower than a perfect fifth. The diminished fifth is the infamous tritone, or devil's chord. An augmented chord has a major third, and an "augmented" fifth, a semitone higher than a perfect fifth. The diminished chord is the 7th chord in any major key. The augmented chord doesn't occur naturally in a major key, which makes it the coolest of all the basic chords.
Because a perfect fifth sounds so stable, the diminished and augmented fifths always sound like they want to move to the perfect fifth, again in isolation. So in mood terms, we are into unstable territory, the crazy chords. Maybe bipolar is in order here, diminished for depression and augmented for manic. Though that's a stretch beyond.
And of course, you CAN make a major tonality sound very sad ... but it is pretty much impossible to make a minor sound happy. Kinda like how you know, in your heart of hearts, that when you are happy it is always going to end, and when you are sad, you're sure you'll never be happy again.
To add to the perplexity, there are also suspended chords, where the third is actually a fourth, and wants desperately to be a third... so it is unstable, but has a perfect fifth, so it isn't a crazy chord even though it has a note that wants to move. So maybe it is "inspired."
And once you start stringing them together, all sorts of weirdness happens...
If you're a major musical genius like Joni Mitchell, you make up your own chords that move according to your innate inner ear, chords of "complex unresolved emotionality." So they can be happy and sad at the same time.
It's really impossible to understand this stuff technically unless you really study it, but somehow this doesn't matter to a listener, the emotional logic is just there to hear. That is why music is the greatest harmless mystery there is.