What if...

[Dash]

What if one day you logged online and checked to see if you got email and you discover that one email identifies the sender as being from God!

If He sent you an email, what would it say?

 

[LancsLad]

What if one day you logged online and checked to see if you got email and you discover that one email identifies the sender as being from God!

If He sent you an email, what would it say?

Please come and visit me soon Son.

 

[Dash]

I'm just writing to let you know that you went to the wrong church last sunday.

Its

1770 Dundas St. West.

Not

1770 Dundas St. East!

 

[Cassini]

What if one day you logged online and checked to see if you got email and you discover that one email identifies the sender as being from God!

If He sent you an email, what would it say?

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[Dancerfan]

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Lol! you got that email too did you?

 

[luv4lust]

dear luv you make more men pray than a preacher on sunday
PS.. tell them to stop screaming for me i'm very busy

 

[MuffinMuncher]

What if one day you logged online and checked to see if you got email and you discover that one email identifies the sender as being from God!

If He sent you an email, what would it say?

Dear Minions:

Effective immediately, I resign to take a consulting position with the Christian Right Wing of the Republican Party. In my absence, Sheik will take my place, because lets face it, he already thinks he's God...

 

[Ben Hogan]

Dear Ben,

Tell all those women you constantly visit to stop calling out my name while in the throes of passion.

 

[Papi Chulo]

What if.. God was a member here, keeping an eye on things?

 

[MuffinMuncher]

What if.. God was a member here, keeping an eye on things?

And if He really is "all knowing" we could just ask Him who provides "extra extras" instead of making all those silly lists!!

 

[Jade4u]

Can't I just mark it return to sender?

 

[rick dickulous]

He would advise me to be a racist, repress the gays, get some guns and vote republican. For God today is surely an american ...

 

[Edifice]

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Great!

 

[Svend]

God would probably send an email to say that he forgives my sins, I'd send one back to tell the righteous asshole quit prying and to fuck the hell off.

Then I'd complain to his internet provider, maybe other people are getting this nonsense and they'd cut off his service.