What happen to dragon of eye?

[wrong hole]

did he get banned?

ran away and joined the circus?

caught a bad case of the clap from Fang's sister?

Mom took away his internet access?

started licking too many toads and has to go to rehab?

lost his penis in a no-limit texas hold'em poker game?

felt shame b/c goober berated him about putting squirrels down his pants again?

saw a group of midgets walking down the street and decided to play steam roller with them?

anyone know...was I close?

 

[drlove]

quote removed by moderator and a request to drlove to pls stop doing this

A: All of the above.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

My sister's intelligence test came back negative Wrong Hole.

 

[wrong hole]

That's why she's got the clap....she didn't use jimmy while getting pounded by charlie, morton, linus, edgar, thomas worthington the III and my main man rashard

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Hey look at this old thread

 

[The Scholar]

Hey look at this old thread

Attention whore!!!



Regards.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

[size=+3]Scummily slack-jawed endomorph![/size]

 

[The Scholar]

[size=+3]Scummily slack-jawed endomorph![/size]

...hypocritical donkey-fellater...



Regards.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

I've never used a needle in my life!

 

[eyeofthedragon]

NEEDLE DICK

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fervently disentangled reptilel trough swiper.

 

[The Scholar]

You two are a couple of corn on the cob munching, hill-billy, Kentucky bourbon homemaking cousins chomping on tobacco while arguing over who gets to bonk the donkey!!!

Regards.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Jealous?

 

[Berlin]

NEEDLE DICK

Would that be a long industrial grade type or a teeny weeny type ?

Goober's mom was looking for a last night ..... for her needle work, that is.

 

[eyeofthedragon]

The Scholar is a fusty nut with not much kernal, his breath stinks of eating roasted cheese, he is a mad mustachio purple-hued maltworm. You speak an infinite deal of nothing you crust botch of nature. I never see thy face but think upon hell-fire. I think you are a general offence and every man should beat you. You are a kitchen wench and all grease and I know not what use to make of you but to make a candle out of you and run from you from your own light. Oh if only the water from the fountain of your mind were clear that I might water an ass at it

 

[eyeofthedragon]

Scholar is a little shitstabber?

 

[eyeofthedragon]

its an airplane right?