any ladies wanna go with me lol
The majority of couples are looking for other couples or single females to swing with and that is why single males are limited. There are however a small percentage of couples looking for single guys. Single males are a dime a dozen so that is why the clubs and couples can be very picky about who gets in as a single guy.
I suggest that you go as the single male and see what happens.
FYI...one thing that is really frowned upon in the swinger world are single guys using single females as "tickets" to pose as a couple.
P.S. If you ever do go as a real couple keep your partner away from David. He gives the rest of us dirty old perverts a really bad name. You may have to spin her away on the dance floor so be prepared.
I presume that your original post was partly in jest. (the "LOL") The lifestyle is based upon trust and honesty...follow that route right from the beginning and you will have much better luck.