What do you call your Willy ??
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And if the lady calls her pussy "Now," then, when Kissinger goes undercover, it becomes (music, maestro!) "I wonder who's Kissinger now..."loaded said:
Perry
A cowboy was visiting San Francisco one fine day. He decides that he wanted a beer. He walks into this bar, actually two steps into a bar and looks around and realizes it’s a gay bar. Wanting a drink badly he decides to stay. He walks up to the bartender who appears to be gay and orders a beer. The bartender replies “sorry sir, but you must tell me the name of your penis before I serve you” the cowboy was stunned as he had no name for his penis and blushed. The bartender proceeds to explain to him that his penis’ name was “Nike, Just Do It”, he points to a patron in the bar and said “see that guy over there his is named “Snickers” because “It Satisfies” and then he points out another guy in the bar and said “and that one over there his is named “Timex” because “It Takes A Lickin but keeps on Tickin”. The bartender leaves him to think about it. The cowboy sits down between two guys and asks the one on the right “excuse sir, can you tell me the name of your penis” the guy on the right says “well mine is named “Ford, Quality is Job One” winks and says “have you driven a ford lately?” The shy and humbled cowboy replies, “No sir, I’m not the type”. The one on the left tells him “mine is “Chevy”, Hard as rock!” the cowboy ponders for a minute and goes to the bartender and says “I have a name, the bartender starts pouring his beer, as the cowboy says SECRET! The bartender is a bit puzzled so, he asks the cowboy, “Sir I don’t understand Secret!” the cowboy proudly explains “well its strong enough for a man but made for a woman.
1. The crippler (Thick is good!)
2. The Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
3. Inter-****-inental Ball-istic Missile
Also Heards:
Pocket Rocket, Python of Love, The Pipe (as in layin' some pipe!)
2. The Heat Seeking Moisture Missile
3. Inter-****-inental Ball-istic Missile
Also Heards:
Pocket Rocket, Python of Love, The Pipe (as in layin' some pipe!)
Mr. Snuffelupagus. (See "Sesame Street" if you don't recognize the reference.)
His friends backing him up are Fred and Ethel. (Of "I Love Lucy" fame.) Fred makes the boy sperm, Ethel makes the girl sperm. At least they did - they're no longer allowed to participate in the process.
His friends backing him up are Fred and Ethel. (Of "I Love Lucy" fame.) Fred makes the boy sperm, Ethel makes the girl sperm. At least they did - they're no longer allowed to participate in the process.
