What are you?

[Footsoldier]

Found this off another message board. Old or new,still doesn't hurt to see what all the big fuss is.

http://members.shaw.ca/wpgclan/whatyouare.htm

 

[Kitty]

I am a microphilic lizardman who loves to buy beavers

 

[DenWa]

I'm a busty sea captain who loves to lick Mexico... )

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Please to meet you I'm a Flatulent BoyToy who loves to Climb Clits.

Not that there is anything wrong with that....

 

[HowardHughes]

I'm a lecherous titan who loves to buy dinosaurs.

I think we've got a match!!!!!

 

[Sansabelt]

slam-dancing virgin who loves to devour hooters (3 out of 4).

Sans

 

[medblue]

i am a cool guy who loves to swim.

 

[wrong hole]

I am the Lizard King....and I can do anything....



*sorry, acid flashback*

 

[HowardHughes]

But did you take a mask from the ancient gallery, and walk on down the hall?

 

[wrong hole]

The snake is long, seven miles....

 

[HowardHughes]

he is old, and his skin is cold...

 

[Hung Wei Lo]

I'm a horny boytoy who loves to hump women ...works for me

 

[thecoolguyms72]

I'm a testicular demon who loves to slap vibrators???

 

[thecoolguyms72]

Uh oh, then became a miniscule clown that loves to whap hooters. I can go for the whapping hooters, even the clown, but not the miniscule part.

 

[Hornet]

Well lets see:

I'm a testicular bitch that loves to punch paws.... (1 out of 4)
I'm a titanic sex god that loves to poke bears.... (3 out of 4)
I'm a shrunken Viking Prince that loves to whap Wile E. Coyote...(0 out of 4)
I'm a polite organ donor that loves to sluuuuurp nipples.....(4 out of 4)
I'm a monstrous manwhore that loves to lick beavers...(3 out of 4)

Pretty funny and accurate.

 

[thighspy]

Groping

I view Pussies-I have Tunnelvision

Life is too short to hurry.

 

[chris123]

I am a filthy sausage link (!) who likes to fistf*ck hookers. Uncanny

 

[Goober Mcfly]

...orally explore Mexico? WTF?

 

[casey22]

With a thread like this runnin, it was the ONLY thing that could bring Goob out of retirement!!

 

[jimmyf]

Questionable stud magnet who loves to fuck Wile E. Coyote.