What a night! I've hit the jackpot and I love it.

superjohnsmooth

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Well I'm a musician. Last night I had a hell of allot on my mind. I had 2 options tonight. 1 was calling an SP. The other was going out with my friends to another one of my friends bar that he just bought. I chose neither. I just wanted to stay at home alone and maybe write some lyrics or something.

So I smoke a joint and I drank the only 2 beers in my fridge. It was around 1:00am, so I decided to go to the local bar down the street from my house where I've only been once or twice before.

I walk in and I sit at the bar and I start to play one of those bar computer games (puckshot). I order a pint of Canadian from this gorgeous bartender. She told me her name was Carla and she was in school and she was 24 years old, yada, yada, yada. She had beautiful light brown curly hair and green eyes. And what a body. I'd say about 5'4, 120 pounds and probably a 34D followed by a 22/34. Anyways, there wasn't many people in there and we ended up talking about many things ranging from the music I do to her aspirations to current world politics. It's now after 2:00am, I'm finishing my 5th pint and she was the only employ in the bar. She was closing. I was getting positive vibes from her on a consistent basis and I was feeling pretty good about getting in there. So I asked her if she wanted to have a drink with me. She said sure, but only if we go into the kitchen. Then I asked if she smokes weed, She said she does sometimes. I offered to roll one and she said sure, so I did. We drank about 3 rum and Cokes together, then smoked the joint in the kitchen. She then tells me that I have nice lips, I told her so does she. We kissed and one thing led to another and next thing you know we were fucking on the counter. This girl is something else and I think I found a winner.

The reason I'm posting this is because I find it ironic that I posted something about bartenders that love to fuck last night in the SP section of the board and then I go out and find myself a little gem like that. WOW! I had a fantasy come true tonight. And just to think I was depressed about 5 hours ago seems silly to me now. I'm on cloud nine right now.

I think the moral to my story is, don't be shy to go after the woman you want. The older I get the more I find that all women, especially the knockouts have only dated real good-looking guys for the most part(in many cases anyway). And every women wants more then a self absorbed pretty boy. Women need to be understood like only a friend can do. And when that friend has an erotic mentality along with a cock, then BINGO! Anythings possible.

Happy hunting Terbites.
 

MuffinMuncher

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reminds me

A middle aged man walks into a church to confess his sins to the priest. Upon entering the confessional, the little window slides over and the priest asks the man, "how may I help you my son?"

The man replies, "I'm not sure Father, I've never done this before. I'm a 65 yr old Jewish man and I just have the most incredible sex with my petite little blonde 21 yr old secretary!"

The priest is taken aback, and says "I think there must be some mistake, I cannot help you as this is a Catholic Church and you are a Jew.... why are you telling me this?"

The man replies, "Telling you? I'm telling everyone!" :D

Congrats SJS!
 

garzen

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He drunk 2 litters of oil before heading to the bar ;)
That way the alcohol didnt affects him.
BTW what bar was it?
 

train

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Submit to Penthouse Letters ? Lol - Do the still have that section ?
 

superjohnsmooth

Simply butter baby.
Mar 17, 2002
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I hate to say

it, but my tolerance for weed and alcohol is way higher then I wish it was. Don't get me wrong, I was looped none the less.

I saw her again last night, and we went for dinner and I could only drink diet Coke with my meal.

I can't believe I kiss and told like that, I think I was buzzing still when I posted that.

Anyways, thanks for reading it.
 
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