What a beautiful,

[8.5" and Thick]

Thanks for the correction Anselmo

What in the world are you taking over 8.5? A hostel? QUOTE]

Rumor has it that you got in a bit of trouble yesterday on the course?


http://www.the-ocean.com/looney/sounds/arrest.wav

 

[Rogie]

Meh

I don't know what all the raves are about? You guys must be on crack or something.

Other than having a gorgeous, petite, absolutely TIGHT body, a totally engaging manner, a great sense of play, some great ticklish spots, a nice quiver post orgasm, a spectacular view in the mirror, awesome oral skills, fabulous pouty lips and those cool "I LOVE SNOWBOARDERS" hip hugger briefs this lady is nothing special. Nothing special I tell you - stay away - I'll TOFTT in the interim to keep her occupied.

Jersey, Little Rogie would also like to thank you for providing the larger size head cover. Here's a question for the usual suspects - is it frowned upon if I bring my own? Many ladies I've seen subscribe to the one size fits all theory that LR doesn't agee with. Yesterday served to enlighten me - the little bastard just hates getting strangled half to death.

Now if only i could get another tee time. The rest of you just go play Red Tail, or Blue Balls, or wherever the hell you would go to play actual golf.

Indy - nice scoop on Redtail - one of the top 5 tracks in Ontario (http://www.golfontario.ca/features/top50_ratings.shtml).

Anselmo - get the hell back to COTFU you interloper - stop trying to steal our women. And it's KW BTW, not KR.

 

[Stymie]

nice review

does Jersey give a free drop from occasional water

which you should take advantage, or mulligans

until your next tee time, all the best

 

[anselmo]

To 8.5, the only trouble I could have been in yesterday was playing beyond the normal course play time of 1 hour. However, the next tee-off time wasn't for a while, so I kept playing and the course was still in fine shape.

To Rogie, I hope you didn't land in any of my divots yesterday. I'm playing another private course in KR (that's what I learned in school, not KW, so I'm sticking to it, LOL) soon, it seems I keep getting these unsolicted invitations to exclusive, private courses in KR, what is a golfer to do? LOL

Oh, btw Rogie, I have always brought my own head covers on every course I play no matter where in NA, it seems the courses are not used to having many golfers that play with oversized heads and large shafts. Too costly to have them in inventory if they're hardly used. LOL

Stymie, Jersey is a very forgiving course, you get lots of free drops, as many mulligans as you wish, you will leave shooting one of your best scores on this course. LMAO

 

[Rogie]

'selmo

To Rogie, I hope you didn't land in any of my divots yesterday.

That was you that opened the strip mining operation? TSK, TSK. Luckily i had my divot repair kit with me. The most important golf etiquette I ever learned was:

Leave the course as you find it, play the ball as it lies & when in doubt do what's fair.

And not to sidetrack the thread - to sum up: Jersey rocks. Repeat? If I'm lucky enough to be asked: HELL YES!

 

[smtmtd1]

The exclusivity of this beautiful and challenging course has been well documented. I course that I would love to play and admire the exquisite view from back of the green as Anselmo has described. Will the golf pro ever allow a member to recomend a new guest to this exclusive club?

 

[Rogie]

Bump - & more

I was:

On a 1 man mission to push the trash down the chute where it belongs.

But i would also like to momentarily push this review where it belongs - top of the heap for a well written review & a top notch lady.

I'm tired of the BS that is going on in this forum. Maybe i'll get banned. Otherwise I'll be back with the same antics on Thursday to push these real reviews of real women who real men have seen and really appreciated to the top of the KW section. Gonna go sleep off the Manhattans now - be good & love one another - HARDCORE.

 

[calloway]

Calloway... we're due for another one of your incredible reviews

Confucius say... "To write incredible reviews... one must experience incredible women"

Confucius also say... "Rogie obviously needs to get laid again based on what he's done to the past 15 threads"

 

[salsamarc]

Is confucius really that old????

 

[salsamarc]

Salsamarc, ...Confucius dates back to approx. 500 B.C. ... almost as old as calloway!

many thanks grasshopper but if I know our friend Calloway he is out there planning his come back.......

 

[shooterx75]

check your in box

jersey check you pm box, above par golfer here

 

[highwayhardrun]

check you read receipts

Shooter are you sure she hasn't read your pm? I sent her one several days ago, I know she read it, but I haven't heard back. I'm starting to worry I won't be invited to play the course.

 

[shooterx75]

fair enough ,i did not read all the boards

thanks hammertm

 

[highwayhardrun]

Thanks

Thanks Hammer. The threads on her have so many postings I did not read them all. We have exchanged PM's and she did ask me to send her one about this time, so I was wondering why she hadn't replied.

Oh well, my loss.

 

[salsamarc]

aawwwwww shucks!!!!! I only wish I was a little closer (geographically speaking) other than that it is no problem at all and at the risk of sounding corny: "that is what friends are for"......

 

[8.5" and Thick]

Goodnight White Musk....

You're a blessing....
I am out...as in gone....as in no more.........I have arrived........See you all later I have enjoyed most of it......Good group of guys! Cheers! Now Hoist one for me......................

 

[salsamarc]

...........mmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................ok??

 

[anselmo]

Hey 8.5" , are you Ok? You been drinking or something? Let us know when you're coherent again. LOL

 

[ceo8888ca]

I am slightly disappointed...

Thank you to all my boys...Calloway, Indiana, Hammertm, Salsamarc,and Rogie that keep checking in on me. Thank you for your friendship.

First of all, I am jealous because I am not on Jersey's "my boys" list. Secondly, I want to know what does "checking in on me" above really means..Is that a "physical" act as in camping out in front of the house ??

Jersey, I want you to know that even though I don't go out of my way to PM you since we met (only did it once and not getting a reply), you and your well being are always on my mind.

 

[salsamarc]

First of all, I am jealous because I am not on Jersey's "my boys" list. Secondly, I want to know what does "checking in on me" above really means..Is that a "physical" act as in camping out in front of the house ??

Actually CEO I haven't even met jersey yet but i care for her as a friend would i guess you will know what I am talking about if you had friends that care about you......it is NOT about being in bed with her it is about being there when needed, making her laugh instead of cry, pick her up if she is down, and above all treat her with the respect a human being....no scratch that.....a friend deserves

my 0.02 cents as usual....