Well What do you want for 2003 ? & Psychic Predictions

[Gilbey]

I have just returned from a small production party for models, actors and film makers. Some models were so tall I could have been DATY just by bumping into them. Great little swaray with showbiz people and it made me reflect of what I really want for 2003 and what I would like to see.


Now I dont want to call these resolutions because it sounds so critical and final, where if you fail you will have a tank gun barrel pointed at your ass with a moron on top holding a charging sword.

So lets call these new year suggestions ..
1/ I hope to make my life more and more like a music video or beer commercial all the waking hours. Lots of beautifull people, (babes) and dancing (because I can move) and looking so happy. So babes, pm me and we will make life one long hip hop video. "No what I'm sayin" yo


2/ I want to continue with my movie (you know which one) and make it both realisitc and entertaining as well as humourous, (I am contracred as comic relief ) I will keep you up to date on the progress. We'll have a screening in the spring at The Bloor Cinema. Yes with red carpet walk about for the stars and the tall models.

3/ I want to see many heads of state who have shamed themselves into making life intolerable for many peoples around the world., put in a large pen in the Brooklyn Zoo with a sign that says "Nrotatizinal Moanicus" - World Morons - and let them fight ampogst them selves for food on front lines at the trough. And let the Zoo visitors throw bananas at them and comment to each other, "hey look at that moron, he's stealing from the other moron and look that one is eating his shoe. what a bunch of morons" we will try to get Imelda Marcos too.

4/ would love to see more comedy in the lounge. It is the substance of life.


5/ one big winter BBQ for terbites , no matter what the weather. outdoors.

6/ world peace, hey thats always a good one, but we'll let the Miss Universe contestants do that one as they are always wanting that ahead of their acting careers.

7/ did I say living life like a beer commercial or music video, oh ok sorry repeateing myself. well if you get a little depressed damn it, pretend you are in a movie and you are some big movie star , not Ben Afleck please , I would replace him anyday with the AFFLACK insurance duck. "AFFLACK !"

well I guess thats all for now, lets hear your res..... I mean new year's suggestions ... yah sports and all, if thats what you live for .

sincerely , new year hopes and wishes
Gilbey

 

[dogman]

yah sports and all, if rhats what you live for .


HEY......SCOOBY DOO IS ON THE BOARD

 

[sweetnlovinlady]

2003 for me

i plan to make tons of new friends in the new year. use the talents i earned in college to make a difference,and last but not least make as many people happy as i can. it just makes a person feel good to help and make a friend smile

 

[Gilbey]

2003 Predictions ?

Please also use this thread to make your 2003 predictions. Then we will compare and see who has more that come true, us or the millions of authentic psychics.


My revelations that came to me in a dream after a bowl of extra strength hot 2 - burn chilie.

1/ Jean Dixon, will send a transmission from the grave via most respected Miss Cleo. " Buy Enron and Worldcom."

2/ All the psychics who failed to predict the terrorist attacks will be recalled to take their exam again in order to retain their "Meduim" licsense and will be made to give discounts on any future predictions.

3/ Baskin Robbins will merge with KFC and produce a new ice cream flavour
thats cone licking good. It will have added grease and extra salt for the additictive quality.


4/George W. Bush will have an affair with one of The Dixie Chicks and gets terrorized when she changes the words to their famous song "Earl had to Die " to "Gearge had to Fry" la la la la la ...la la la .... which will be used in the new Shake'n Bake Tv Commercial.

5/ Steven Wright will become president in a landslide victory over Bush and will declair that the US of A become a moron free zone. But George will fight that declaration by protesting that Steve Irwin is cruel to the crocodiles in New Jersey.

Hey these are predictions, they dont have to make sense untill they happen.

add your own predictions. you could win a prize.
An all expence paid 20 minute phone call to Miss Cleo. Yah Mon.

Lets see some accurate predictions for TERB.

 

[fflowley]

I predict

That Jenn Angel will make a seemingly endless number of self-serving, boastful posts on TERB and be at the center of many a flame war.

Now just put that Miss Cleo phone card in an envelope and send it my way.


Flooey!

 

[MuffinMuncher]

Good start.... yo

4/ would love to see more comedy in the loungue. It is the substance of life.

You're off to a great start! Not since Alana's last visit have I read a funnier post that wasnt intended to be funny!

P.S. Spellcheck is a wonderful tool!

 

[Pistol Pete]

My wish for the new year

I would like to teach the world to sing

 

[eyeofthedragon]

id like to buy the world a toke
oopps damn spell checker

 

[Gilbey]

2 from ER Chat

these are quotes overheard in the ER Chat Room

Cybergoth -

" A Terb Nightclub would be great" -

ok so we will need someone to greet the ladies, !! Fridrik !!!! come back,


And Apoc -

Apoc says the world will end, he had flyers and a sandwich board sayng so but when asked to see a a flyer, he asked for 25 cents to help cover the printing costs.

and pretty little Janice predicted there will be a webcam inside the chatroom where we can watch all that happens on the net. Seeing the real idientities of those inside,
watch out those of you who have 20 handles.


Well how about a TERB Rock'n Roll band? -" Terbite Thongs " and the new hit song,

"If you gonna rub my ass, do it with feeling"

 

[CyberGoth]

politics are boring... but....

three words:

PRESIDENT MICHEAL MOORE

smiles innocently
[remembers when Micheal Moore went on the last ever episode of Politically Incorrect to point at Enron and say "TOLD YA SO!"]

Damn that was funny.

and, of course, considering the state of the world these days...

it would be nice if PEOPLE WERE NICER TO EACHOTHER. hey, didnt they nail some guy to a tree for saying that????

 

[Gilbey]

This Vision Just In

There will be a new board called the
Toronto Urban Revie Diaries T.U.R.D
and they will have a big clash with TERB.
Thus after declaring war, The Terbites and the Turds (as they like to be called)
have on e big muthu of a war which results really shitty battlefield.

but Terbites overcome the TURDS and then bannish a few members to the other side. Who will become a TURD?? cant see yet.

Cleo , where are you ?

 

[Jenn_angel]

Re: I predict

That Jenn Angel will make a seemingly endless number of self-serving, boastful posts on TERB and be at the center of many a flame war.

Now just put that Miss Cleo phone card in an envelope and send it my way.


Flooey!

I predict people will make comments out of the blue... Attempting to irritate me... And fail in the near future.

I also predict that people will continue to not get that I flame to keep the jerks away. Apparently it works.

 

[MuffinMuncher]

There will be a new board called the
Toronto Urban Revie Diaries T.U.R.D.

Don't we already have a turd board (begins with a "C")?

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Jenn, I have taken the liberty of shortening your signature in the interest of bandwidth conservation.

I dream of one who knows my pain to no longer fear the mirror... To find one you have to learn the other... JA

Mmmmmm. Flamey.

 

[Jenn_angel]

GOOBER!

Your a dead man. Cease fire is over...

I'll show you pain... When I introduce you to my strap-on and forget my lube!

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Re: GOOBER!

Your a dead man. Cease fire is over...

I'll show you pain... When I introduce you to my strap-on and forget my lube!

*chuckling*
*pats Jenn on the head*

There there, Jenn. It's okay.

/condecending

 

[Jenn_angel]

Re: Re: GOOBER!

*chuckling*
*pats Jenn on the head*

There there, Jenn. It's okay.

/condecending

*falls off her chair with laughter*

Love you too Goober...