Welcome Kailey

[Kailey]

Sorry Sweetie, 45 doesn't cut it either, how about 50, LOL.

Well goalie, if you're 50 but you've looked after yourself and look like you're in your early 40s, then give me a call! I'm willing to be as flexible as possible, you know.

And before any of you guys make smart-ass comments, yes I'm flexible *that* way too - I can put my feet up behind my ears!

 

[daty]

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........................ I'm willing to be as flexible as possible, you know.

And before any of you guys make smart-ass comments, yes I'm flexible *that* way too - I can put my feet up behind my ears!

Yes... and here's a pic to prove it.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_pE4fXucPsLw/R6fICylT9qI/AAAAAAAAAdU/Wya4nZ4FYWU/s320/WTF+cd+cover.jpg

ya mean like this pic of Call after his shower......sorry Call but it was a shot that just HAD to be taken

 

[Hurricane Hank]

Well goalie, if you're 50 but you've looked after yourself and look like you're in your early 40s, then give me a call! I'm willing to be as flexible as possible, you know.

And before any of you guys make smart-ass comments, yes I'm flexible *that* way too - I can put my feet up behind my ears!

Is that an extra $25?

 

[Kailey]

Is that an extra $25?

No extra charge for me being flexible, H.H. - that just comes naturally!

 

[daty]

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I guess that a SENIORS DISCOUNT is out of the question




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[Stoo]

Well goalie, if you're 50...

Getting closer. How about 50-something? I don't really know how old I look. I close my eyes whenever I'm near a mirror...

 

[Jolee]

Check my references... 72 years old and I can still show some of these punks how to treat a woman.

I will vouch for this .....and yes calloway, you can use your seniors discount from now on!! I give in

xoxoxo
J

 

[Stoo]

I give in..

Is it true that you girls all love Calloway because all you have to do is pour him a nice cup of tea, wrap him in a blanket and wake him up when his hour is up?

 

[calloway]

WTF is the bran?

 

[Stoo]

WTF is the bran?

LOL... You saying you don't receive Greek?

 

[CUTTERBUCK]

Kailey, welcome to the wacking world of K/W terb.

 

[SMILEY1]

I will vouch for this.....and yes calloway, you can use your seniors discount from now on!! I give in

xoxoxo
J

Do I get a discount with my Avondale Elementary Student ID????? LOL

 

[mac]

Well goalie, if you're 50 but you've looked after yourself and look like you're in your early 40s, then give me a call! I'm willing to be as flexible as possible, you know.

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nothwithstanding the fact that this whole age limit thing is dumb...i'm out....i'd be afraid to suffer from performance anxiety after all this negotiation. Guys...she only wants to see young guys so let her starve to death and move on.

 

[daty]

nothwithstanding the fact that this whole age limit thing is dumb...i'm out....i'd be afraid to suffer from performance anxiety after all this negotiation. Guys...she only wants to see young guys so let her starve to death and move on.

what fun is there in that ?????????; )

 

[Twinklegirl]

C'mon guys, she's really young, and naive. Give her a break. She hasn't been around long enough to understand you perverts. lol


Dang, Calloway, 72? When you take your trifocals off can you still find the hole?

 

[calloway]

Dang, Calloway, 72? When you take your trifocals off can you still find the hole?

Twinkle... my eyes may be useless, but my one eyed monster has perfect vision.

 

[Twinklegirl]

Twinkle... my eyes may be useless, but my one eyed monster has perfect vision.

so you don't have to hold a magnifying glass in front of it for the big guy to find the right spot? Good for you *pats Calloway on the back*

 

[Stoo]

Dang, Calloway, 72? When you take your trifocals off can you still find the hole?

TG, you gotta understand that dicks prefer to be in small, dark places. They're like divining rods in that they always find the wet spots. No vision needed...

It's kinda like how a guy can undo a bra with one hand, in the dark, while reaching around behind the girl. But try to do it looking at it with the lights on.. no way!

 

[calloway]

Good for you *pats Calloway on the back*

I would actually prefer that you patted something else.

This thing between my legs has a mind of its own... I have no control over it.

 

[STASH]

This thing between my legs has a mind of its own

Mine just got his own credit card