Weirdest Session?
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Not escort related but I used to post casual encounter ads on Craigslist and one of the responses I received was someone who claimed to be the wife in a married couple who were having trouble conceiving and were looking for someone to donate sperm ... the old fashioned way.
A quick reverse image search revealed that whoever it was, a spammer/scammer, time waster or pic collector, was using images stolen from an amateur porn actress. The nice touch was that her whole schtick is that her husband is a cuckold fetishist.
So, I have to admit that was a nice touch that they used those images.
A quick reverse image search revealed that whoever it was, a spammer/scammer, time waster or pic collector, was using images stolen from an amateur porn actress. The nice touch was that her whole schtick is that her husband is a cuckold fetishist.
So, I have to admit that was a nice touch that they used those images.
Long ago booked a session with an EE MILF. Knock on the apartment door, went inside and freaked out.
The apartment was completely empty! Nothing. No furniture, no curtains. Zero. You could smell that the place had been recently painted.
She assured me everything was OK. After a quick walkabout to ensure we were alone, we went to the bedroom. There were two plastic patio chairs with cushions and a foldable foam mattress. Decided to stay, since she was very hot and curvy with slutty lingerie. Turned out to be a really good session.
Being in a completely empty apartment is WEIRD! Every sound is magnified. Her slurping sounded extra loud. Lol. I saw her a bunch more times. Same deal empty place. I tried to figure out her deal. Maybe avoid renting a place by using a unit between tenants. That would require collusion with the super.
Still weird, but good and memorable…
The apartment was completely empty! Nothing. No furniture, no curtains. Zero. You could smell that the place had been recently painted.
She assured me everything was OK. After a quick walkabout to ensure we were alone, we went to the bedroom. There were two plastic patio chairs with cushions and a foldable foam mattress. Decided to stay, since she was very hot and curvy with slutty lingerie. Turned out to be a really good session.
Being in a completely empty apartment is WEIRD! Every sound is magnified. Her slurping sounded extra loud. Lol. I saw her a bunch more times. Same deal empty place. I tried to figure out her deal. Maybe avoid renting a place by using a unit between tenants. That would require collusion with the super.
Still weird, but good and memorable…
Amongst the collective I definitely see a book coming out. This is not one of my proudest moments:
I once met a backpages SP in a hotel and realized even before we took our clothes off how awful this was going to be. The room reeked of weed and cigarettes. The girI was not as described and totally uninterested in being there. So, I decided to end it right then and stupidly ask for the cash back, she calls her pimp and he shows up 5 minutes later. My heart was racing, wtf did I get myself into? I still can’t believe I talked my way out of getting beaten to death. He even gave me a full refund.
I once met a backpages SP in a hotel and realized even before we took our clothes off how awful this was going to be. The room reeked of weed and cigarettes. The girI was not as described and totally uninterested in being there. So, I decided to end it right then and stupidly ask for the cash back, she calls her pimp and he shows up 5 minutes later. My heart was racing, wtf did I get myself into? I still can’t believe I talked my way out of getting beaten to death. He even gave me a full refund.
My nose started to bleed on him during sex. I did not noticed he was horrified. I still laugh at this one.
In fact, a few years prior I was pitching for my gym class teacher and he hit the ball right in my face. Breaking my nose. For years the slightest hit on my nose would have it bleed. I am okay now...fyi.
In fact, a few years prior I was pitching for my gym class teacher and he hit the ball right in my face. Breaking my nose. For years the slightest hit on my nose would have it bleed. I am okay now...fyi.
In Toronto. Saw this thin super nice young asian girl. She sent me to the bathroom to take a shower. I enter and see an old bath. I go in. As soon as I open the shower the shower head disconnected, fell on my foot and water starts to flow all over the bathroom! It takes me about 30 seconds to find the water entry to shut it down. The girl comes in the bathroom, sees me naked in cold water on the floor (my dick was almost inside me as it was so cold). She started to laugh saying what the fuck that bath is being replaced the new shower is here... it was behind the door! Never saw it! It took us like 20 minutes to dry the bathroom...
After that we had an absolute wonderful session. I saw that girl on each visit to Toronto after that. She finished university, took a job and decided to marry a guy. That's only when we decided to stop. All these years she called me Mister Shower
After that we had an absolute wonderful session. I saw that girl on each visit to Toronto after that. She finished university, took a job and decided to marry a guy. That's only when we decided to stop. All these years she called me Mister Shower
I had a preacher pay me for two hours to lecture me!
He handed me the envelope and spent the next two hours reciting scripture on what a sinner I am.
I realize most people would have handed his envelope back and told him where to go, but I grew up as a JW, so I actually found the conversation quite fascinating. (Did I really talk in circles for years?)
Anyway, after the two hours is up, and I’m politely ushering him to the door, he asks
“when do we go into the bedroom?“
He handed me the envelope and spent the next two hours reciting scripture on what a sinner I am.
I realize most people would have handed his envelope back and told him where to go, but I grew up as a JW, so I actually found the conversation quite fascinating. (Did I really talk in circles for years?)
Anyway, after the two hours is up, and I’m politely ushering him to the door, he asks
“when do we go into the bedroom?“
