Weirdest place you ever had sex

The Baroness

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One night I was dancing out in Barrie. I drank ALOT of shooters that night. My then boyfriend came to pick me up as we had a wedding to go to In Toronto the next morning.As we were driving home, i decided it would be a good idea to go down on him, which i did and thats exactly where i passed out. he told me he was praying i didnt start grinding my teeth in my sleep. :)
 

yoniluvrca

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In my mind-seriously-In Algonquin Park on a picnic table the first day of fishing season. As we finished we realised that there were several fishermen who had just walked through the bush watching us.
 

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What is that sticky mess?

yoniluvrca said:
In my mind-seriously-In Algonquin Park on a picnic table the first day of fishing season. As we finished we realised that there were several fishermen who had just walked through the bush watching us.
And i thought it was just tree sap all over the table
 

canucklehead

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7 th floor old Eaton's in the furniture department. Really cute salesgirl ......... nice young CBC ... i never saw her again or knew her name.
 

edsock

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In a small car, outside of a subway restaurant at 2am, as the parking lot was filled with people getting out from the bars.
 

banshie

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On top of a dead cow.
Was there someone else with you? Was this necrophilia? Were you simply jerking off to the smell of rotting flesh?
 

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banshie said:
Was there someone else with you? Was this necrophilia? Were you simply jerking off to the smell of rotting flesh?
I was at my cousins farm. I guess you could say we were both in the moood
 

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Sawdust Pile...

Just on the edge of town when I was a kid there use to be a sawmill. Out back they had this huge sawdust pile about 2 or 3 stories high. We use to play king of the castle there all the time. This one time I was there just me and my GF. We got into a little palyful wrestling match and one thing led to another and....
 

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In the elevator at the condo building I lived in at the time.
We were going from the 15th floor to the garage so we had to be quick and hope no one stopped the elevator to get on. We made it. Only a couple of thrusts but there was penetration. It'a amasing how excited we both got in such a short time but no orgasms. Maybe if we had a couple of more floors.:D
We did finish in the car before leaving the garage.
 

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Sheik said:
At a black sabbath concert at the old ex stadium, met this hot looking chick and couldnt keep my eyes off her. She saw me staring and called me over. Minutes later we were under the stands fucking like dogs in one of the washroom stalls while Heaven and Hell was blasting away.
Sabbath must of had Dio in the band at that time. Heaven & Hell is a great album. Did they do any of Dio's solo stuff? Holy Diver is a classic!
 

flyingdgn

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Oh boy, nasty can of worms you guys opened. Just off the top of my head I can list a few places that might be considered weird.

In the movie theatre during a bad movie.

In the last subway of the evening.

On an empty bus. The driver was straining hard to see if we were doing anything at the back of the bus.

Boiler room of my high school. Actually everywhere in my high school. The janitor caught us so many times that after a while he would tell us to lock up on the way out.

Stircase of a Hospital.

Elevator. Any elevator was good. We let it run and stop our activity when the elevator stopped. I used to love eating out my GF in the elevator. (skirt, no panty)

Top floor of MANY office buildings.

My balcony where my girl was bent over the rail fully clothed with her skirt hiked up from behind where everybody could see. THAT WAS HOT!

Hanging halfway out my dorm window.

Top of a bunk bed with the other room mate drunk and sleeping on the bottom.

Club stairway.

In the back seat of a car while my friend is driving.

My toe in my GF's pussy in an upscale restaurant. I made her take off her panties in the car before we went in. She came so hard that I thought we would get kicked out.

Blowjob sitting in the Economy seat of a plane when most of the people were sleeping. I had a blanket over my GF's head.

In rush hour I ate out my girlfriend (I was driving) with 4 fingers inside while she kept an eye on the traffic to see if it started moving again.

In MY ass. (a twist to the NewlyWed game but true)

The best one was when I broke into a gym in the middle of the night because this girl had a thing for the smell of sweat. We did it in the change room. The showers were very convenient and we left the gym early in the morning just before they opened. Maybe it was the fact that I just did a B&E but it was a really hot evening.
 
Meesh said:
Don't tell me, let me guess...you've got that episode on tape?

OMG! I think Goober has videotape of ALL of the Newlywed Game, The Dating Game and the Gong Show!!
On beta no less!

Weirdest place? In the oval office. Oh wait, that wasn't me. I haven't seen in a church yet.

For me it was in a laundry room on a pile of dirty laundry. What's weird is it was an old girlfriend and I think it was the hottest she ever got. It was crazy. Felt like Porky's.
 

big dogie

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in a van down by the river
oh shit......... Fantasia in the middle of the main room I think on a Friday night.......... hot blonde with a killer body Austrialian accent was giving me a lap dance unzipped my pants pulled out my cock and then fucked it no condom just banged her right there many many spectators not long after that it closed down .......... I hope it wasn't because something I did.........
btw just paid the normal dance price ......... got a lot of bang for my buck

b d
 

MojoRisin'

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i had a dream last night where the tall hot babe from "3rd Rock from the Sun" was just starting to nibble my ear and rub her knee on Little Mojo. Just as it was getting good my damn alarm went off. i hit snooze and tried to get it going again but it was lost. She was a good tease
 
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