Wedding Date?

New World

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Hi All

I am looking for suggestions

I have a wedding comming up this Saturday and need a date because I just broke up with my GF

I am wondering if guys know if there are any SP that would go to a wedding with me? Please make suggestions

Also if there are any sp reading this post and would provide that service pleae PM me

thx
 
jesus...weddings is pussy central..just look good, be confident and keep fishing till you catch some tail....dont pay for something you can basically get for free that day
 
See Wedding Crushers

Uzo said:
jesus...weddings is pussy central..just look good, be confident and keep fishing till you catch some tail....dont pay for something you can basically get for free that day
2nd that. Reception dance are such a blast. Hot! hot! hot!!!:)

See movie Wedding Crushers.
Not The Wedding Date http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0372532/
 
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Bah! Any wedding I've ever been to (mind you I only have one or two a year) all the girls come with a date/bf/husband/whatever.
 
Uzo said:
jesus...weddings is pussy central..just look good, be confident and keep fishing till you catch some tail....dont pay for something you can basically get for free that day

sound advice.. you will have a great time.. be cool.. dress extra sharp...have fun..dance with the sexy ladies..and get your grove on... best wishes..to you..
 
Ross Eyerie said:
Bah! Any wedding I've ever been to (mind you I only have one or two a year) all the girls come with a date/bf/husband/whatever.

Yes that's true, unless you are planning on dancing with the bride's 12-year-old sister. Also there's the fattie girls who tip the scales at 200 lbs., they always come alone to weddings.
 
New World said:
I am looking for suggestions

I have a wedding comming up this Saturday and need a date because I just broke up with my GF

Why in the world would you BUY sand to bring it to the beach?

I've scored at plenty of weddings by using the very same story you just told! You have been handed the opportunity of a lifetime by the Gods, a social event full of single women who are all hormonally charged by the thought of one day being a bride! And you know what they love most? Fixing a broken man!

If you play this correctly, the only problem you're going to have is deciding which one of the bridesmaids gets lucky.
 
MuffinMuncher said:
Why in the world would you BUY sand to bring it to the beach?

I've scored at plenty of weddings by using the very same story you just told! You have been handed the opportunity of a lifetime by the Gods, a social event full of single women who are all hormonally charged by the thought of one day being a bride! And you know what they love most? Fixing a broken man!

If you play this correctly, the only problem you're going to have is deciding which one of the bridesmaids gets lucky.



Okay ...... I agree GO SOLO...........there will be a microphone to tell your story on if you can cajole the MC into letting you tell it as a "joke" on the bride eg "(insert brides name) can always call on New World if she wears out (insert grooms name) as he has recently become single" ....then BAR plus HORMONAL EFFECT = DATY all nught.......you lucky guy.....enjoy and have a great ......DATY...:p
 
Ross Eyerie said:
Bah! Any wedding I've ever been to (mind you I only have one or two a year) all the girls come with a date/bf/husband/whatever.

Yeah, I'm with Ross...never been to any wedding that had any single women and I went to a LOT back in the day.....
 
Babe heaven

The dance floor will seperate the girls from the women. You can always tell who's unattached & who's on the hunt.:)
Feast on all the doll'd-up gals.

People don't want to be around sad people or ones who're desperate. As been mentioned, look good & be positive, your charm will get noticed. The surrounding make it easy to meet people. If in doubt, hang with an easy-going groups that will quickly mushroom.

Smile, relax & enjoy the eye candy.
 
goodtime said:
The dance floor will seperate the girls from the women. You can always tell who's unattached & who's on the hunt.:)
Feast on all the doll'd-up gals.

People don't want to be around sad people or ones who're desperate. As been mentioned, look good & be positive, your charm will get noticed. The surrounding make it easy to meet people. If in doubt, hang with an easy-going groups that will quickly mushroom.

Smile, relax & enjoy the eye candy.

Only problem is: have you ever made out with a woman who has been sweating their ass off in Tafeta all evening? EWWWwWWww lol