This is what I pulled out from under my bed. It's what I've collected since November, not counting whatever I went out with and gave away at the end of the night (three fifths of gin, two fifths of SoCo, and one fifth of sweet vermouth I think).
Three fifths of 43% gin, one half gallon of 43% gin, two fifths of 25% Pimm's, one fifth of Southern Comfort, one litre of Southern Comfort, one half gallon of 35% green apple vodka, and one 12.5% 2003 pinot. That comes to just under 3.5 litres of pure ethyl alcohol for anyone keeping score.
Soooo what should I buy next?