We have biggest cock how about best tongue?

[Neverenuff$]

hmmm how to get attention from Jazzy on this.... I know..

Jazzy I'm really bad at the licking thing , but I'm a good student and I will Practice practice practise...

Put me in coach ?!

 

[Neverenuff$]

Coach? No way, you're first class!


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**blush** enough about me lets talk about you...
how much do you love me ?

 

[Neverenuff$]

How do I love thee, let me count the ways...$120, $200...LOL

You walked right into that one. Sorry, couldn't resist. You know I am a smarty-pants.

yeah there is never enough money is there ?

 

[Neverenuff$]

You know I am just toying with you, being a doll, and all

THAT JAZZ ......

 

[goalie000]

Hands Down it's ME!!! I can touch my nose with my tongue.

 

[Bill the Pirate]

sorry but somebody had to say it ... ambidextrous, wow i'd give my right arm to be ambidexrtous.

 

[tboy]

Hands Down it's ME!!! I can touch my nose with my tongue.

Actually, I can stick out my tongue and touch my forehead...actually I'm bald so I have a fivehead not a forehead

Actually, just thinking about it, a contest would be a good idea, and not outside the realm of possibilities.....

think of it this way:

We choose say 4 or 5 ladies, then anyone who wants to enter (the contest you pervs) books time with them, let's the lady know his terb name, then she reports back to the deciding judge on how he was on a 1 to 10 scale.

Then after x amount of time, we post the results in a similar passion to the pole feature on terb....

And this would only be open to the men because, afterall, how can we compete with the ladies? Hell, they're born with the equipment and that's an unfair advantage!

 

[Svend]

And this would only be open to the men because, afterall, how can we compete with the ladies? Hell, they're born with the equipment and that's an unfair advantage!

Does this mean guys would be better cocksuckers because they have the equipment?

 

[jeffham29]

Actually, I can stick out my tongue and touch my forehead...actually I'm bald so I have a fivehead not a forehead

Actually, just thinking about it, a contest would be a good idea, and not outside the realm of possibilities.....

think of it this way:

We choose say 4 or 5 ladies, then anyone who wants to enter (the contest you pervs) books time with them, let's the lady know his terb name, then she reports back to the deciding judge on how he was on a 1 to 10 scale.

Then after x amount of time, we post the results in a similar passion to the pole feature on terb....

And this would only be open to the men because, afterall, how can we compete with the ladies? Hell, they're born with the equipment and that's an unfair advantage!

Bah! I've been able to stretch my tongue way past my nose since I was 10 years old. Against my skills you guys would be toast. Remember it's just about the tongue; you can't use your hands.

 

[tboy]

Does this mean guys would be better cocksuckers because they have the equipment?

In actuality I'd have to say yes, but it is all relative: A first time guy would be a hell of a lot better than a first time girl BUT a first time guy couldn't compete with a pro.....

Not that I've given it much thought, sheesh, quote one line from Seinfeld and look what I get myself into LOL

 

[luv4lust]

Bah! I've been able to stretch my tongue way past my nose since I was 10 years old. Against my skills you guys would be toast. Remember it's just about the tongue; you can't use your hands.

hahaha you sound like my male counterpart

 

[jeffham29]

hahaha you sound like my male counterpart

High praise indeed... I'm honoured.

 

[Cobster]

Me.

This thread should be closed and turned into a sticky.

 

[tboy]

Me.

This thread should be closed and turned into a sticky.

Well, if you don't wash off your chin it does become somewhat sticky anyways....so

 

[Cobster]

hahaha

 

[Rod]

Conversation Piece

When I used to work as a door man at some clubs in Toronto I used to amuse myself by tying cherry stems into knots inside of my mouth. Some women thought that this was cool. Not that women have cherry stems down there that need tying.

If there is going to be a contest on this count me in......talk about a contest where you can't lose.

And just a quick closing thought. Women's pussies are like M&M candies. The sweet treat that melts in your mouth and not in yout hand.

 

[Ashley Tyler]

When I used to work as a door man at some clubs in Toronto I used to amuse myself by tying cherry stems into knots inside of my mouth. Some women thought that this was cool. Not that women have cherry stems down there that need tying.

If there is going to be a contest on this count me in......talk about a contest where you can't lose.

And just a quick closing thought. Women's pussies are like M&M candies. The sweet treat that melts in your mouth and not in yout hand.

I think i've worked with you

Seriously i've worked with a couple of door men and DJs that have been able to tie cherry stems with their tongues..

 

[Rod]

It doesn't take much to amuse a man......you women should know.

 

[jeffham29]

When I used to work as a door man at some clubs in Toronto I used to amuse myself by tying cherry stems into knots inside of my mouth. Some women thought that this was cool. Not that women have cherry stems down there that need tying.

Double knots?

 

[elmufdvr]

OK OK .. you all need to read my handle... I AM EL MUFF DIVER.. i am very resourceful and i take my time going down on the magic button... humm my favorite .. if she is clean i will lick and suck that puss,,, i will hum and spell letters and word she never thought off..and when she has had the hardest climax and tried to pull away i will hold her down for one more... eating pussy is what i do best... it takes time and practice.. i learn something new every time i do it... best wishes to you all....