HAMSTER INSPECTOR said:
Aren't showerheads at MP's and incalls all "fixed" in an overhead position about 5 feet from your bum? So, how do you get the water from A to B?
Wash your bum
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Aren't showerheads at MP's and incalls all "fixed" in an overhead position about 5 feet from your bum? So, how do you get the water from A to B?
Most people back home who could afford it spent the extra money to put in a bidet beside their toilet.
I took for granted when I came to Canada that it might be standard issue we being all developed and civilized and all but I am yet to see a home in Canada that actually has one installed.
There are always new fetishes arising in our ever repressed society too and even if it weren't, many in our society can creatively pass of their lack of proper hygiene as aromatherapy.
I took for granted when I came to Canada that it might be standard issue we being all developed and civilized and all but I am yet to see a home in Canada that actually has one installed.
There are always new fetishes arising in our ever repressed society too and even if it weren't, many in our society can creatively pass of their lack of proper hygiene as aromatherapy.
Superbowl aftermath
After a night of consuming habanero laced chicken wings there is nothing more refreshing than a bidet.
After a night of consuming habanero laced chicken wings there is nothing more refreshing than a bidet.
Not only do I wash my bum, but I use one of those "scrungy" things on a stick to make sure everything is scraped off, and the "rim" is pristine....
When at work, I take my cleverly disguised "murse" with me to the bathroom, and use pre-moistened baby wipes.
I'm only half kiddin...
When at work, I take my cleverly disguised "murse" with me to the bathroom, and use pre-moistened baby wipes.
I'm only half kiddin...
spraggamuffin said:
I have a bidet. When I renovated the bathroom, my ex wanted one and since I love sucking pussy, I was all for it.
She's long gone, but I'd never build a bathroom without one.
Nothing worse than taking a mean dump and not getting a clean break. In those case, you hop on said bidet and it's clean fast and simple. Same goes for a hard day's work and you want to have your cock sucked. 2 minutes on there and she'll enjoy sucking mr. happy a lot more than if you've got a stinky cock and balls.
Ass
Remids me of an old REDD FOXX LP I had back in the 70's
YOU GOTS TO WASH YO ASS!!
For you youngsters out there LP stands for Long Playing Record!
Ithink if you GOOGLE REDD FOXX you can hear him talking about "smellin all funky down there etc"
Remids me of an old REDD FOXX LP I had back in the 70's
YOU GOTS TO WASH YO ASS!!
For you youngsters out there LP stands for Long Playing Record!
Ithink if you GOOGLE REDD FOXX you can hear him talking about "smellin all funky down there etc"
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spankingman said:Remids me of an old REDD FOXX LP I had back in the 70's
YOU GOTS TO WASH YO ASS!!
For you youngsters out there LP stands for Long Playing Record!
Ithink if you GOOGLE REDD FOXX you can hear him talking about "smellin all funky down there etc"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s
Don't crush my dreams! I'm still hoping for a few inches more.james t kirk said:You look all growed up to me....
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Geez, I hope you don't want illustrations too.Rockslinger said:
Lean forward and position yourself so the water runs down your back and you can feel it waterfalling off your bum. Now grasp your cheeks and spread'em wide. Wider. If you can't feel the flow on the sensitive rim you haven't spread enough. Still holding with one hand, scoop and splash and rub with the other all the way to and around the hole. Don't be shy, pretend that's the hand (or other part) of your beloved you're feeling.
Now, soap up that hand—the left is the customary one in countries more hygienically oriented than ours—and do it again without the waterfall. Thoroughly.
Then rinse as before, and towel dry. Check the towel for evidence. Bury it in the hamper if you find any, and resolve to try harder next time, because walking around with shit on you is gross and unsanitary.
Now c'mon, you were just leading me on, weren't you?
oldjones said:
Dude,
I know what a Bidet is, I have one at home. It's primarily used by women, to wash front and back. I suppose some men use it as well but not to wash their cocks.LOL.
It's a freaking vertical sprinkler.
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