Wash your bum

[friendz4evr]

"Oh for washing your back side!"" Crocadile Dundee in his Hotel room!!!! lol!!!1

From a previous posting, I thought this was "un-Aussie?

 

[Rockslinger]

Now grasp your cheeks and spread'em wide. Wider. If you can't feel the flow on the sensitive rim you haven't spread enough. Still holding with one hand, scoop and splash and rub with the other all the way to and around the hole.

Thank goodness, I have a portable showerhead at home. That way I can move the water source real close to the intended target.

 

[red]

What an asinine reply.

don't try to burro your head in the sand.

 

[great bear]

don't try to burro your head in the sand.

what a nag you are.

 

[earbiter]

bidet or washlet?

Anyone have any opinions on toilet/bidet combos ('washlets') versus standalone bidets? This is what I'm talking about - http://www.washlet.com/

Lots to like about the washlet - space-efficient, one less fixture to clean in the bathroom, but its hard to get over the thought of clean water coming out of the toilet.

And if you've suffered from hemorrhoids especially - has a bidet/washlet helped?

 

[Mr. Lucky]

Is there any escort that provides this service?

 

[oldjones]

Dude,

I know what a Bidet is, I have one at home. It's primarily used by women, to wash front and back. I suppose some men use it as well but not to wash their cocks.LOL.

It's a freaking vertical sprinkler.

I guess you've missed the point of your plumbing, imagining that your "front and back" deserve less washing than women's. Confessing to women that you don't bother to wash your private parts even though you have a bidet would not be good strategy either.

 

[The Houdini]

I guess you've missed the point of your plumbing, imagining that your "front and back" deserve less washing than women's. Confessing to women that you don't bother to wash your private parts even though you have a bidet would not be good strategy either.

Wow, do we have some miscommunication here. I'm not saying I don't wash for fuck sakes. I'm fanatical about hygiene, and especially when I see an SP.

I'm just saying it's retarded for a man to wash his cock in a Bidet.

Capish...

 

[jwmorrice]

Is there any escort that provides this service?

Would that be considered cheating?

jwm

 

[james t kirk]

You wash your cock in a Bidet??? LMFAO.

And I get my cock sucked on a regular basis.

But I'm sure you're a "real man" with dick cheese and 4" long pubes...

 

[james t kirk]

Dude,

I know what a Bidet is, I have one at home. It's primarily used by women, to wash front and back. I suppose some men use it as well but not to wash their cocks.LOL.

It's a freaking vertical sprinkler.

Ah, I see the problem, you know not of what you speak.

Click and learn how the Europeans do things better.....

http://www.us.kohler.com/onlinecata...mb&frm=&resultPage=0--1365896728&prodColor=96

Not all bidets are the "vertical sprinkler" types. Some, like the one I have is essentially a horizontally mounted faucet that srpays right onto your crotch. Turn around and do your ass. They are simpler, less parts (you don't need a back flow preventer like you do with the vertical ones) and they are more efficient cause you get a higher pressure water stream.

Capish?

 

[james t kirk]

A bidet is a sink adapted for washing while seated on it; nothing funny about that. So why would you want the world to know you think washing one's cock is funny?

Cause he doesn't wash his cock.

 

[james t kirk]

BTW, said bidet can be a great source of erotic pleasure. You sit her on there, soap her up and drive her wild.

I've also had women take care of Mr. Happy for me as well, and I can assure you all that it's very very nice.