Warning....nother RANT!!!!!!

[LadyTY2Uall]

Could someone please explain to me the strange fascination that SOME men have with shoving as much of their hand as possible into a woman's parts? Seriously,,,,,,one finger? nice, two? very nice, three? a little snug depending on the size of your fingers,,,but four? please, seriously? And if my squeals of protestation do not convey my displeasure intensely enough,,,,they try for the whole damn fist......EXCUSE ME??????? OW!!!!!!!! And then they have the balls to get all offended cause I start yelling? Yo, Dude, turn over for a minute, let me see if I can get my foot buried up in your ASS!!!!!!!!!



k rant over, I am going to assume that I will not be seeing this particular character again,,,,he was not impressed with my knee to the chest and my very LOUD "YO ASSHOLE BACK THE FUCK OFF ,,, It's a pussy not a cookie jar" JEEEEEEZ Because I am a BBW they assume I have a cavern between my thighs? Hello,,,,,anatomy check, some of us are fairly snug inside and prefer to STAY THAT WAY!!!! GAWD!!!!!!



sigh k, now it really is over. muttergrumble snarl

 

[Hangman]

Maybe he thought he lost his keys?

 

[Riley.Royal]

Could someone please explain to me the strange fascination that SOME men have with shoving as much of their hand as possible into a woman's parts? Seriously,,,,,,one finger? nice, two? very nice, three? a little snug depending on the size of your fingers,,,but four? please, seriously? And if my squeals of protestation do not convey my displeasure intensely enough,,,,they try for the whole damn fist......EXCUSE ME??????? OW!!!!!!!! And then they have the balls to get all offended cause I start yelling? Yo, Dude, turn over for a minute, let me see if I can get my foot buried up in your ASS!!!!!!!!!



k rant over, I am going to assume that I will not be seeing this particular character again,,,,he was not impressed with my knee to the chest and my very LOUD "YO ASSHOLE BACK THE FUCK OFF ,,, It's a pussy not a cookie jar" JEEEEEEZ



sigh k, now it really is over. muttergrumble snarl

You have to tell men what to do, they have no idea what pleases a women and they figure they can watch a porno and do the same.

 

[skypilot]

Could someone please explain to me the strange fascination that SOME men have with shoving as much of their hand as possible into a woman's parts? Seriously,,,,,,one finger? nice, two? very nice, three? a little snug depending on the size of your fingers,,,but four? please, seriously? And if my squeals of protestation do not convey my displeasure intensely enough,,,,they try for the whole damn fist......EXCUSE ME??????? OW!!!!!!!! And then they have the balls to get all offended cause I start yelling? Yo, Dude, turn over for a minute, let me see if I can get my foot buried up in your ASS!!!!!!!!!

Fisting, if done right, can be a lot of fun. I, for one am an afficianado, but only with a willing woman and a properly prepared snapper.

 

[fmahovalich]

I know it hurt

but dammit...I laughed at the post!!!

Not at you.....No.,..With you.

WELL WRITTEN!!

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

Maybe he thought he lost his keys?

cute

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

You have to tell men what to do, they have no idea what pleases a women and they figure they can watch a porno and do the same.

Seriously,,,,,if he wants to pay me what they get paid, fine, I will try it WITH a pound or two of Crisco,,,,,sheesh

 

[Cycleguy007]

Hey... It's not just men...

I heard a rumor about a thread floating around here somewhere that depicts women do that to each other!

(But I wouldn't know anything about that...)

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

Fisting, if done right, can be a lot of fun. I, for one am an afficianado, but only with a willing woman and a properly prepared snapper.

I have done fisting,,,,on a man And yes, I took my time and prepared him well.......not terribly keen on receiving it though let me tell you. hmph

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

but dammit...I laughed at the post!!!

Not at you.....No.,..With you.

WELL WRITTEN!!

Thank you, glad you got a chuckle You should appreciate the fact that I am sitting on a bag of frozen pees right now .....

 

[Ladyraven]

Could someone please explain to me the strange fascination that SOME men have with shoving as much of their hand as possible into a woman's parts? Seriously,,,,,,one finger? nice, two? very nice, three? a little snug depending on the size of your fingers,,,but four? please, seriously? And if my squeals of protestation do not convey my displeasure intensely enough,,,,they try for the whole damn fist......EXCUSE ME??????? OW!!!!!!!! And then they have the balls to get all offended cause I start yelling? Yo, Dude, turn over for a minute, let me see if I can get my foot buried up in your ASS!!!!!!!!!



k rant over, I am going to assume that I will not be seeing this particular character again,,,,he was not impressed with my knee to the chest and my very LOUD "YO ASSHOLE BACK THE FUCK OFF ,,, It's a pussy not a cookie jar" JEEEEEEZ Because I am a BBW they assume I have a cavern between my thighs? Hello,,,,,anatomy check, some of us are fairly snug inside and prefer to STAY THAT WAY!!!! GAWD!!!!!!



sigh k, now it really is over. muttergrumble snarl

OH MY GAWD YES.. I have had that happen to me a few times. its like because your a SP you must be able to take a fist.. NOT!!!! fuck off... I really feel your pain sister

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

I heard a rumor about a thread floating around here somewhere that depicts women do that to each other!

(But I wouldn't know anything about that...)

Well not this frickin woman,,,,that's the kind of thing that can ruin a girls figure you know

 

[Brill]

You have to tell men what to do, they have no idea what pleases a women and they figure they can watch a porno and do the same.

All women are different, what pleases one may irritate another.
It takes time to learn with each woman, of course there will be mistakes at first. That doesn't mean we all have no idea, that's generalizing a bit.
You're right about porn often giving us the wrong ideas but sometimes it stimulates a new direction for men as well as women.

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

OH MY GAWD YES.. I have had that happen to me a few times. its like because your a SP you must be able to take a fist.. NOT!!!! fuck off... I really feel your pain sister

No kidding,,,,,thank you LadyR, I think I need ice cream,,,,,and NO, not for THAT

 

[Ladyraven]

No kidding,,,,,thank you LadyR, I think I need ice cream,,,,,and NO, not for THAT

Icecream and new shoes will cure most pain.. lol

 

[SweetSerenity]

Men seem to think that because they can do it with one woman, they can do it with all women, and without any preperation whatsoever. It is one of the problems I come across frequently, and one of the reasons I had to take a short time off.
I have some clients who have simply shoved three or four fingers right in. Despite my groan of pain, trying to shove their hands away, and telling them I am not as loose as they seem to think, they insist that I am. I am a small woman, two is a bit snug, so why do they think more than that will be better?
I have literally been torn open by this before, and have had to take time away from working to let myself heal.

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

Icecream and new shoes will cure most pain.. lol

lol I hear that.

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

Men seem to think that because they can do it with one woman, they can do it with all women, and without any preperation whatsoever. It is one of the problems I come across frequently, and one of the reasons I had to take a short time off.
I have some clients who have simply shoved three or four fingers right in. Despite my groan of pain, trying to shove their hands away, and telling them I am not as loose as they seem to think, they insist that I am. I am a small woman, two is a bit snug, so why do they think more than that will be better?
I have literally been torn open by this before, and have had to take time away from working to let myself heal.

Seriously????? Hon you really need to learn to say NO!!!! discomfort is one thing, we all learn to live with it but "torn open"? Good God Take care of yourself first and foremost.

 

[Riley.Royal]

All women are different, what pleases one may irritate another.
It takes time to learn with each woman, of course there will be mistakes at first. That doesn't mean we all have no idea, that's generalizing a bit.
You're right about porn often giving us the wrong ideas but sometimes it stimulates a new direction for men as well as women.

I have had encounters where I ended up teaching them how to make me happy while I ask them what gives them a happy ending.

A question of what do you like helps and does not ruin the moment. especially in a Sp client encounter.

So guys ask what we like as we will reponse to do our best to give you a happy ending which might increase the chemistry level in a session.

 

[SweetSerenity]

Seriously????? Hon you really need to learn to say NO!!!! discomfort is one thing, we all learn to live with it but "torn open"? Good God Take care of yourself first and foremost.

I did say no. They seem to be just intelligent enough to do it at the end of the session.
And I am taking care of myself now, its why I've been off for the last couple weeks.
First guy to try it again though is getting a sound slap across the face.

Edit; I also have a problem with saying no to it, as I am a bit of a masochist... so in a small way the painn excites me... but not enough to like it happening all the time.