A blond, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
The blond quickly responded, "How about $50?"The man agreed and told
her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those 'dumb blond' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blond replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to
her............
"And by the way," the blond added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus"
as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do
neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said, "How
much will you charge me?"
The blond quickly responded, "How about $50?"The man agreed and told
her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage.
The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does
she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"
He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?"
The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all
those 'dumb blond' jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."
A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" the husband asked.
"Yes," the blond replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two
coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to
her............
"And by the way," the blond added, "it's not a Porch, it's a Lexus"
