Sorry son, can I call you son? Of course I can. Sorry son, the only time you're in my head is when you refuse to control your immature impulses and drag me into a thread by mentioning me or poking me with the laugh emoji. The truth is this morning when you said you were going to ignore me(ya right

) I was ecstatic. The thought of you disappearing from view is something I would pay money for but unfortunately you've convinced yourself that I and many other members enjoy interacting with you. Couldn't be farther from the truth. I can't stand you. And you love it. That's what appeals to you. I want you to leave me alone and you know there's nothing I can do to enforce that. So you pester me on a daily basis to stroke your desire to get attention.It's sad really. Tell you what(you will never go for this, it goes against everything you desire) why don't we ignore each other and see who breaks first? No saying names, no @'s no laughs emojis on posts. No nothing. How long can you go? 3 hours based on your previous attempt. So unfortunately for me I'm living in YOUR head mortgage free and the only time you're in my head is when you ring my doorbell. Repeatedly. So what do you say? Showcase your maturity and willpower and lets see who's the winner? I mean, obviously I already know the answer, HELL NO. Not because you don't want to, because you can't. I own your mind and you can't control your urge to let me know you're there.

#winning