Wall Street escort reveals how clients are 'really small and bad in bed'

[justme1453]

who cares, did anyone think only porno star men called escorts. all you shrimp dick premature ejaculators can feel better now for spending your money, lol

 

[james t kirk]

A good friend once told me there is no such thing as a bad blow job, but a great blow job happenes when she is entusiastic and really loves doing it.

I would disagree with that.

I've had 2 girlfriends who were TERRIBLE at sucking cock. To the point where I would tell them to stop. (And I LOVE getting head. LOVE IT.)

They were trying and all, but they were both killing me and it was unbearable.

 

[GG2]

A good friend once told me there is no such thing as a bad blow job.

Are you a rookie? Think teeth.

 

[Rockslinger]

Wall Street brokers reveal how clients are really gullable(sp) and stupid and deserve to lose all their money.

 

[wyngarde]

She never met me. I'm huge.
Actually the article was surprisingly positive on some clients, i.e. "Among the surprising details of her experiences, the young sex worker confesses that sometimes she can't help but feel jealous of the wives of her handsome, well-dressed, successful Wall Street clients even though they are the victims of the infidelity."

 

[lurker_]

With an attitude like that u may not get as much out of the experience. To get a GFE service, try being more of a BFE!

What attitude? The only reason why I see an escort is for the sake of having sex.

I see many guys here talking about falling in love; taking them out for dinner or trying to be their best friends. That's all fine and dandy for them, but for me its just to have sex. GFE has little meaning to me. All i do is look for the hottest sp to have sex with. Im not paying to be better in bed or to find out how big or small I am. This is why I don't think anyone should care what an escort thinks about them regarding sex.

 

[tearstmyeyes]

: of, relating to, or being the practice or art of training, cutting, and trimming trees or shrubs into odd or ornamental shapes; also : characterized by such work

I am not sure what you mean by that last sentence, or if you are using topiary in its cromulent manner.

One interpretation that works for me is;
The "term" applies to all men albeit in varying degrees except the atypical effeminate male (think of Phil in Modern Family).

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

I have to say, before the BF - one of my best lovers was a man with the smallest dick I had ever seen.

 

[GG2]

I have to say, before the BF - one of my best lovers was a man with the smallest dick I had ever seen.

Is that like saying "one of my best lovers was a woman who had one of the largest pussies I've ever seen. Is was like a living breathing canyon. My genitals including the balls would be completely inside her pussy and I couldn't feel a thing because the walls of her pussy were so wide"?

Hey, I guess anything's possible.

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

Is that like saying "one of my best lovers was a woman who had one of the largest pussies I've ever seen. Is was like a living breathing canyon. My genitals including the balls would be completely inside her pussy and I couldn't feel a thing because the walls of her pussy were so wide"?

Hey, I guess anything's possible.

You can think anything you like. I don't really care.

He was a great lover and had the smallest dick to date. He just knew how to use it!

So that should be helpful to you, no???? To know there is still hope out there for you????

 

[Noelle Frost]

Some men are small and bad in bed, therefore it makes perfect sense that some clients would be, too. It's simple statistics. I don't feel enlightened

 

[Bubbles99]

Your approach is a relief. I promise all clients feel the same, except some of them think it makes them dicks. They don't want to be dicks, so they smear themselves in bullshit, even convincing themselves bullshit is cologne. I have no patience for that, or for anything, really. So I just throw them down and throat them into cardiac arrest. They leave too drained to intellectualize themselves uninteresting, I don't need Tylenol, everyone's happy. In my opinion a girlfriend experience is where she takes you for granted, bitches incessantly, and doesn't put out. I don't offer this service.

LMAO again!

 

[GG2]

You can think anything you like. I don't really care.

He was a great lover and had the smallest dick to date. He just knew how to use it!

So that should be helpful to you, no???? To know there is still hope out there for you????

All I asked is if the scenario I painted was the equivalent to yours. Do you think it is?

"She was a great lover, had a super wide loose pussy. She just knew how to use it!"

You seem to be taking the example personally.

 

[FatOne]

What is funny is that according to the book "Lair's Poker" the term for someone who brings in a lot of business on Wall Street is a "Big Swinging Dick"

Good book BTW.