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Re: Bush 'Bulge' Could Be A Defibrillator?

assoholic said:
Not too likely. If you look, he would also have to wear a large batttery pack on his hip which would be even more obvious. As I've said before, I don't think GW is smart enough to handle speaking while someone is talking into his ear at the same time, and that his handlers realize this and wouldn't try something so stupid. That said, assuming the photo hasn't been retouched, you've got to wonder what would cause his suit to look like he was wearing a box on his back.
 

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Re: Re: Bush 'Bulge' Could Be A Defibrillator?

Asterix said:
.... As I've said before, I don't think GW is smart enough to handle speaking while someone is talking into his ear at the same time, and that his handlers realize this and wouldn't try something so stupid......
Agree on that 100%.....hell Dubya can't even chew gum and ride his 'presidential mountain bike' at the same time!!!

BUT what the use of an earpiece could allow Dubya to do, is be prepped on what to say next while Kerry was making a statement or responding to something Dubya had just said. Dubya probably could handle that.....it also may help to explain some of those 'strained confused looks' he made while Kerry was speaking.....you know having to listen to Kerry and his 'earpiece coach' at the same time.:D
 

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Just saw the campaign manager for Bush/Cheney on Meet The Press asked what the bulge in GW's back was. He joked that it was so aliens could contact him from outer space. That's all. WTF. They don't deny that he's got a box strapped to his back, but give no explanation as to what it is?
 
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That is a plausible answer. Many people consider Karl Rove an alien and our own ex-terbite Alien (<>..<>) who seems to have vanished, who admired W so well, may be working with 'team Dubya' right now......:p
 

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GWB actually was killed in the 9/11 attacks. A fifth plane slammed into the White House killing him, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Condy Rice. They were rebuilt at considerable expense out of titanium and their brains were restored to life by the CIA, and attached to their new "cyber"bodies.

The reason we don't remember this fifth plane is because an electromagnetic pulse was released in August 2003, after reconstruction of the White House was complete, erasing our memories of that part of the tragic 9/11 events. The problem is that the EMP ended up taking out the power grid on the east coast of the US and parts of Canada as well, the blackout of 2003.

Oh, and Sheik is gay.
 

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