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Good God. What will they waste their money on next?

I''ve never met a pussy I've had to complain about.
 
Well I know if I could have the two popsicle sticks permanently implanted on my dick it would be a lot more pleasing to the eye! So I can see why women want to amputate certain parts.

Seriously why do this. Your pussy might look like it's 13 but your hands look like the are 43 years old. Ever notice that? The hands are the give away.

So what if your labia droop? I have never on a first encounter looked up and said..sorry not tidy enough for me! I'm leaving.

This is the height of excess. Get your pussy fixed you are younger. Sorry you are not. You just have a pussy with a permanent smile. Look at Cher...that's not her forehead you see!
 
MarkII said:
Seriously why do this. Your pussy might look like it's 13 but your hands look like the are 43 years old. Ever notice that? The hands are the give away.
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I agree...I would be more worried about the potential pain after the surgery. :eek: Wouldn't it hurt? Probably still not nearly as bad as after childbirth though.
 
Jumping Jesus in a unitard...I had no idea how blessed I am. My wee unit is tidy, compact, and streamlined. Thank whoever the hell's in Vaginal Quality Control for that one, I guess. :)
 
There was a classic Curb Your Enthusiam where the fat guy was accused of having a small dick by a lady who had a sloppy pussy. Some ladies do need tightening up. And it is a good thing that I am such a wizard with giving oral!
 
I think it was Houston (the porn star not the state) that needed this done after her "houston 500" gang bang. I tell ya tho, her's was not just droopy, if she wasn't so tall she'd leave a trail along the floor.....

I tell you tho, if you hear a loud bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrr when you go commando in a skirt on a windy day, I'd say you should look into this *eg*
 
Quote from the cosmetic pussy site, "Women feel more and more pressured to look absolutely perfect and young, therefore vaginal cosmetic surgery continues to grow in popularity every year."

Of course, that's the spin they would put on it. Instead of.... dumb ass cosmetic companies like these are telling people they are becoming more popular, therefore, women feel more pressured to look "perfect".
 
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