Vaccine Apostles?
- Thread starter The Oracle
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Sure, why not. So many Americans are crazy christians, why not use that to protect people. I mean, there are a bunch of anti-vaxx preachers. Plus, there is a good argument to say that God gave the scientists their skills to create the vaccine, so people should take it.
The vaccine comes from god. Right. Fuck all those researchers who went to medical school and specialised in virology and epidemiology and spent overtime away from friends and family to develop it. Fuck everyone, god did it.
Fuck god.
Fuck god.
This seems like bog-standard stuff here.
God answered our prayers by giving us the smart people who made this vaccine.
Religious people frame stuff this way all the time.
God answered our prayers by giving us the smart people who made this vaccine.
Religious people frame stuff this way all the time.
Yeah, I almost shat myself laughing when I saw that. The Church of St. Vaccine. The Branch Vaxinians? Just like behind the Iron Curtain, sooner or later, the progressives establish a religion they can worship.
JC, you're back to monologuing about Stalin and Hitler again. This stopped for a while. But now the problem has returned.
I thought that you styled yourself some kind of a lawyer, yet you can't comprehend a simple post.
Sure I did and tomorrow I'll get vaccinated, so I can become an apostle. Always wanted to be an apostle. I didn't qualify for the altar boy on the account of being Jewish, but all apostles were Jewish. Here's my opportunity!
No, that's what altar boys do. I've never been one of those. The apostles didn't have that problem; their boss was into women of ill repute(escorts?).You will love it playing lick the weenie while ringing the priest's bells.
I'll have to research apostles. I've always wondered if there are some wild younger nuns hiding in the churches. You know the priests are horndogs, the nuns must be little nymphs.
We used to call nuns "a priest with a hole". Ehh, doesn't translate well. I've seen some hot nuns, very hot.
About time considering all the evangelicals claiming prayer can cure covid and the vaccine is evil.
