US Navy Question

[Papi Chulo]

It was a busy day downtown today... 5 cruise ships docking with 10000 people... and then the US navy ship with 6000 US sailors will be docked here tonight, with shore leave in our small town... what are the chances there will be some drunk, horny female sailors looking to get picked up at the bars / pubs???

 

[ig-88]

US Navy Uniform Regulations - Female Officer Uniforms:

http://www.usnavy.vt.edu/print_femaleOfficers.pdf

I like the ceremonial/dinner dress uniforms.

The female enlisted uniforms suck.

 

[LancsLad]

Don't tell woody, he'll blame George Bush for all the seamen washing ashore.

Pardon the pun but Al Gore would lap that up.

 

[LancsLad]

Cheney's in command.
Your oil or your life.

Canada is our primo source.
If Iraq's about oil, imagine CA.
It's certain. Our 1st pick is TO.

Women the world over imagine and dream they are with a CA.

 

[stang]

US Navy Uniform Regulations - Female Officer Uniforms:
http://www.usnavy.vt.edu/print_femaleOfficers.pdf
I like the ceremonial/dinner dress uniforms.
The female enlisted uniforms suck.

This one's okay I guess.
http://www.flirtcatalog.com/store/assets/product_images/Exlarge/719565.JPG

 

[Papi Chulo]

They invaded downtown last night before they commenced Operation Trident Fury today.

I hope they release video of when the joint forces attacked and sunk HMCS Huron today

 

[MuffinMuncher]

I was wondering how many posts it would take before someone seriously tried to suggest that Bush was invading Canada.

Glad to see the three fishing boats and two jetskis... or as you like to call them, The Canadian Navy... put up the usual fierce resistance.

Just kidding, dont get your knickers in a twist....

 

[lookingforitallthetime]

I was wondering how many posts it would take before someone seriously tried to suggest that Bush was invading Canada.

Glad to see the three fishing boats and two jetskis... or as you like to call them, The Canadian Navy... put up the usual fierce resistance.

Just kidding, dont get your knickers in a twist....

Recently, an international study has concluded that Canadian seaman are the fittest in the world.

It seems all that rowing is paying off.

 

[tboy]

Recently, an international study has concluded that Canadian seaman are the fittest in the world.

It seems all that rowing is paying off.

It wasn't because of rowing, it was because of all the bailing they have to do on our leaky subs...................

For the record they used to give them bailing buckets but the powers that be thought the seamen were getting lazy so now they use tim horton's coffee cups

 

[MuffinMuncher]

PS: What's a knicker?
Are they jocky or boxer?

knick-ers  Pronunciation[nik-erz]
–noun (used with a plural verb)
1. Also, knick-er-bock-ers Pronunciation[nik-er-bok-erz] loose-fitting short trousers gathered in at the knees.
2. Chiefly British. a. a bloomers like undergarment worn by women.
b. panties.
3. British Informal. a woman's or girl's short-legged underpants.

—Idiom4. to get one's knickers in a twist, British Slang. to get flustered or agitated: Don't get your knickers in a twist every time the telephone rings.

Definitions #2 and #3 give you an indication of where the New York Knicks got their team name.