Urinal scenario

[mmouse]

The situation: you're in some office building and go the washroom. There's 2 urinals close together without that barrier thing between. A guy is pissing at one of them. There's also 2 empty shitter stalls.

Do you (a) cosy up beside him and whip it out?
Or, do you go into a stall to piss and (b) leave door open (c) lock door, or even (d) sit down and pretend to dump?

 

[Cycleguy007]

When ya gotta go...

 

[drlove]

I always go to the stall, lock the door, then piss.

 

[red]

The situation: you're in some office building and go the washroom. There's 2 urinals close together without that barrier thing between. A guy is pissing at one of them. There's also 2 empty shitter stalls.

Do you (a) cosy up beside him and whip it out?
Or, do you go into a stall to piss and (b) leave door open (c) lock door, or even (d) sit down and pretend to dump?

cosy up beside him?

just use the other urinal. whats the issue?

 

[a 1 player]

Use the urinal. When one has to do their 'other' business, and goes into a stall with urine on the toilet seat, that makes me fume.

Urinals are meant for pissing. People need to stop being so paranoid that someone else is checking out their penis. Far too many homophobes out there.

 

[squash500]

The situation: you're in some office building and go the washroom. There's 2 urinals close together without that barrier thing between. A guy is pissing at one of them. There's also 2 empty shitter stalls.

Do you (a) cosy up beside him and whip it out?
Or, do you go into a stall to piss and (b) leave door open (c) lock door, or even (d) sit down and pretend to dump?

This thread would be a good story line for a Larry David Curb your Enthusiasm episode .

 

[Cycleguy007]

The situation: you're in some office building and go the washroom. There's 2 urinals close together without that barrier thing between. A guy is pissing at one of them. There's also 2 empty shitter stalls.

Here mouse... you might find this helpful:

http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html

 

[mmouse]

just use the other urinal. whats the issue?

Well in this case the urinals are really close together. I like to give the johnson a good shake when I'm done. Having a guy 2 ft away cramps my style (no homo).

 

[skypilot]

I have no problem using the urinal, in fact when I pee I like to fart real loud too, It always makes it a good experience for me. I also get a tingling sensation in my balls if the other guy is looking at my cock.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Gaydar Alert!

tingling sensation in my balls if the other guy is looking at my cock.

 

[spankingman]

My High School had a 40 foot TROUGH for urinals back in the 60's!!!!!!!!!!!

When I was in the Military we had crappers like the crappers you saw in Full Mteal Jacket WHAT PRIVACY???????

 

[Shades]

This is proper urinal etiquette (no homo)

Australian style;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpjC2rdfDh4

 

[Cycleguy007]

I remember getting that in an e-mail awhile back! Too funny! (no homo!)

 

[Participaction]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw

 

[JulioF]

 

[JEFF247]

I ain't telling, but one thing I always do is WASH MY HANDS!!!! Conservatively, AT LEAST 60% of guys walk out without washing their hands. I don't know what they're thinking. For example, you're at the casino and you've been handling those disgusting fucking chips with who knows what on them and you go by a sink without washing? WTF!!!!

 

[RayFinkel]

Some people just use the wall!

Must be from the Schaw, eh a 1



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[JEFF247]

Some people just use the wall!

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I always wondered what went on in there. No wonder the lines are so long to the womens room, looks like only one can go at a time!!!

 

[johnhenrygalt]

I ain't telling, but one thing I always do is WASH MY HANDS!!!! Conservatively, AT LEAST 60% of guys walk out without washing their hands. I don't know what they're thinking. For example, you're at the casino and you've been handling those disgusting fucking chips with who knows what on them and you go by a sink without washing? WTF!!!!

The time to wash your hands is before you touch your dick to piss.

 

[Cycleguy007]

This is interesting!