"Upscale Massage - OTW" Review

ballsack

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After a lengthy break from the hobby I had a night to myself on Friday and decided to sample the new ad from the OTW. Now I think I'll be taking another long break. The ad reads:

Upscale Massage
European Attendants
530 Ritson Road S.
Oshawa
(905)245-0449

I called at about 9pm. Was told they normally close at 9 but would stay open later if I liked.

Showed up at about 9:30. This is a house, parking in the rear. I was greeted by a pleasant tall, skinny, reasonably attractive older European woman who directed me to the room and took my $40 DF. On the walk to the room I saw a sweet, young, skinny attendant in tights and hoped she'd be the one to come see me. The main floor has been converted into a massage parlour with three rooms. I do not know if there are shower facilities - if there are they would not be in the room and you would have to walk from the bathroom to the massage room.

After a few minutes my attendant arrived. She was a middle aged Polish woman. Slightly overweight and not particularly attractive. I asked her name, but honestly I forget now. Sorry. Paid an additional $20 for topless. She did have nice breasts and 'stack of dime' nipples. Standard extras were included but I was not interested (though I might have been if I got the young, skinny girl).

The massage was nice and pretty shortlived. Offered oil or no oil. I took the oil route. The flip went well. Started quite aggresivly but I wanted my money's worth so I asked her to slow down, which she did, and ended up lasting 10 - 15 minutes. I must say that this is the first time at an MP where the attendant has taken her time and not rushed things to get it over with. Her conversation was surprisingly nice and I really had a pleasant time.

Overall, the surroundings, looks of the attendant, and lack of shower facilities in room gets just a 5/10. The personality and willingness of the attendant to slow down and let me enjoy it gets a 10/10. Overall I give it a 7/10.

This new place may have promise if you get the right girl and they add some more talent.

FUNNY SIDE NOTES:
1. Careful of the parking in the rear - there is bad lighting and if you stray too far from the driveway or try to turn around you will sink into the mud (which I did but luckily was able to get out without too much trouble)...
2. Since it took me a minute or two to get out of the driveway I noticed my attendant leaving through the front door as I pulled out. I had to turn around to get back to my house and as I passed by I noticed she parks in the McDonalds parking lot across the road. The funniest thing is that she drives a BMW X5 SUV!!! Thinking I may have been mistaken I glanced into the parking lot Saturday night as I was heading up Ritson from the 401 and sure enough, the SUV was there again!! I always have "buyers remorse" when I leave an MPA or SP. This time it sunk in a little more than usual. Maybe if I took care of things myself instead of heading to one of these places I too could be driving a bimmer!!
 

freshbreath

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thanks for you post
in my experience, if I'm at a new place and I catch a glimpse of an attractive lady standing around in the background, I specifically ask if she's available when I get to the room
never have had a problem doing this
 

tmleafs999

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Need some reviews please

Has anyone been adventurous enough to be with some of these ladies? I am really not looking forward to taking another one for the team, been burned in the past with these Russian places. If so please provide some reviews, you can PM me if you like with the details. Thanks in advance.
 

bogieboy

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Is this is the place located in the plaza just north of the side street that gets you to the 401? If so, I almost tried it late last fall, but backed away. Voice on the phone was sexy, but upon arrival was greeted by a lady who I would say was 5/10 at best. Older and not my type. Basically, was polite and more or less said thanks, but no thanks and left.
 

ballsack

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No. Very close and arguably just as bad looking, but in a detached house across from the Sunoco. They have a website now www.relaxation1.com. Ladies aren't as they appear in the website! Beware!
 

ballsack

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I was there again last week. Not my cup of tea. This is the sort of place that makes me wish I'd stayed at home, saved the cash and exercised my wrist!
 
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