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Shandra

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Up-Yourz.com

Coming soon, new review/safe board...

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Ladies, if you're charging less than $250 an hour, up-yourz! (your rate, that is). As a major North American city, Toronto's sp rates have plummeted over the last several years. Perhaps some of you ladies have been brainwashed into believing that you have to keep your prices well below the average within the industry in order to attract clients. Consider this, $250/hour was the average rate in Toronto ten years ago when I started in this industry. Now some of you are offering approximately $100 for the hour? Don't you see that if every sp in this city set her price at a minimum $250 across the board, these "hobbyists" would have no choice but to pay what you're worth, instead of continuing to drive rates down, while demanding more bang (pun intended) for their buck? Toronto has some of the finest SPs in the industry. Lets work together to keep them here and treat them with the respect they deserve by paying them like the classy ladies they are. Ladies you have the power. You're in control. If you're happy marketing yourself at bargain basement prices then keep dropping your rates and continue catering to the clients who don't believe you're worth more. Or, you can Up-Yourz and get paid what you're worth. The choice is yours.
The hobbyists are welcome to post reviews BUT the ladies may post a review, in kind, about the hobbyist if they wish. ABSOLUTELY NO PERSONAL INFORMATION ALLOWED (obviously) and every review has to be done in a tasteful manner -- the hobbyist can only be referred to by his profile name (and yes, we know he can change this often). Ladies, now you can rate these men as they have been rating you for so long: Did he show up on time? Was he a gentleman or a jerk? How was his hygeine? How would you rate his overall appearance? Did he respect your preset price or did he insult you by trying to barter? Did he respect your limits? Did he go the extra mile and maybe bring a bottle of wine, or flowers? Would you see him again? Would you recommend him to other SPs? Did he have a cute butt? ... you get the idea. Most decent, true gentlemen will welcome this kind of review because it will put them on the VIP list for many top notch SPs.This review board will also serve as a "safe board" where sps can post legitimate warnings and complaints about clients.
In an effort to standardize pricing in Toronto, we are offering ladies who want to up their price to a minimum $250/hour and $150/half hour free advertising and the use of a professional photographer at minimum cost, and you remain completely independent. Also, if you need help in any other area of your business we will offer our assistance free of charge.
We reserve the right to limit our membership to SPs who charge minimum $250, and a post stating this is required.
This board is open to both female and male escorts.
If anyone is caught charging less than $250 while taking advantage of our free advertising, you will be promptly banned from the board. If you have any questions feel free to call us any time at 647-899-3713.Providers, get on board and Up-Yourz!
 

onthebottom

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OPEC?

The free market is a bitch isn't it! North American rates are so high (meaning the US) becasue the hobby is under ground down here, thus a much less efficient market.

While I'm going to resist the urge to launch into a Econ 101 lesson I'll leave you with this: water seeks it's own level.

OTB
 

The Shake

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Shandra - you're almost as funny as T-Bull!

How about setting up an anonymous tip line so that we can report those horrible women who dare charge less than $250?

Better still, why don't you pay me to have sessions with all of your girls so that I can make sure that they're charging enough? A true under-cover operation!

Wow, and here I thought that T-Bull was the standard bearer for not having a clue! Congratulations, you're the new champ!!!!
 

Cobster

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great signature and post shandra :rolleyes:
 

onthebottom

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We could start a group

Called On-Your-Knees.com We could humiliate any hobbyist who paid more than 200 per hour.

Oh, never mind, two stupid ideas are twice as bad as one stupid idea.

OTB
 

The Shake

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Some more suggested rules for Shandra's board:

1) Thou shalt not stay one minute longer than the time booked.

2) Thou shalt not permit thy client to attempt multiple shots on thy goal.

3) Thou shalt endeavour to makest thy client cummeth as quickly as possible so thou shalt be able to leave early.

4) Thou shalt attempt to deliver minimal service for maximum rates.

And the top rule for escorts on Shandra's new board...

5) Thou shalt ALWAYS maketh sure that thy client feels that you are doing him a favour by letting you give him his hard earned money for a few minutes of sharing thy booty.
 

Cardinal Fang

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Well, it was bound to happen.

Another graduate of "The Tbill School of Economics" where the belief that you can "dictate" the price is fundamental to graduating. Close Harvard, they had it wrong all this time.

Out of one knee-jerk reaction another is born. In retaliation Goober and I have decided to form our own hobbyist board where we, as a powerful group, will sit around and boycott all SP’s, MPA and SC until they accept Canadian Tire Money for payment. It will be called GrowTheFarkUp.

*Fang hopes this is all a joke*
 

The Doctor

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Sounds like organized labour...

Is there a union movement afoot. I can just hear them on the picket lines now...

Hey hey, Ho ho...Pay $250 or we won't blow...Hey hey, Ho ho."

Although I believe there are a few ladies who are under priced (thank you God), the bottom line Shadra is, the ladies who deliver the services have no problem getting $250 an hour or more.
 

The Doctor

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Marshall Stack said:
I honestly thought this was a tongue-firmly-planted-in-cheek kind of joke.
Apparently whether it's your tounge or anything else firmly planted-in-cheek, it's going to cost you a minimum of $250.
 

Shandra

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Clueless!!!!!!!!!!!...hmm..........I do get more


Mrbigs said:
Shandra said: Sorry honey!! did you mean Up-Yourz....the finer things in life cost more......

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I have never seen you but I am curious to know who proclaimed you as being one of the finer things in life? Is it self-proclamation or did you win some competition?

Then again if you are one of the finer thing in life you shouldn't have any problems getting 250/hour or in fact even more.
 

Cobster

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i know, i was gonna say.

here i am studying for a marketing test today and this is/was, somewhat related

bring it back, it was a learning experience :p

good point master sheik.
*makes note for the test* =)
 
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