Unexpected mileage...

[justincase]

Recently saw a SP, my second visit, who is known to provide standard type of GFE service.

In our pre-coitle conversation, she mentioned that she does anal periodically in her civy life and asked if I was into it. She went on to say that she hadn't done it in some time and was feeling in the mood for it.

Needless to say, I took her up on the offer and had a wonderful, wonderful session.

it was one of those unexpected, almost surreal experiences that got me thinking that others may have similar tales to tell about unexpected and surprising mileage.

 

[Paprika]

Speaking of anal...I only did it a few times...I don't actively seek it...but it just happens sometimes.

First time I had anal...it was with this young girl, I noticed her ass pretty relaxed during daty, and after putting on a condom, I spread her ass and shoved my cock in there, she's obviously curious about it too and said she never tried it before and "it's a strange sensation", so I ended up doing mish and doggy in her ass, I cum pretty quickly because it was tight.

 

[Josephine]

she's obviously curious about it too and said she never tried it before

If her ass gape when she bend over/lay down, she must definitely be a virgin!

 

[Paprika]

If her ass gape when she bend over/lay down, she must definitely be a virgin!

I know it's a joke but I think some women are more relaxed than others, was able to give one lady a shocker the other day, and one time this popular SP clenched her butt cheeks so hard, it's impossible to give dato.

 

[jdeck]

This thread brings back some fun memories with an ex-gf of mine. She wasn't normally into anal sex, but every once in a while in the middle of our play, she'd ask, "Would you put it in my ass?" Being the loving bf that I was, how could I not oblige her. That's the kind of guy I am ...

 

[chodge]

 

[Goodoer]

I miss anal from my dating life... GFs just asked for it and did it. Decades later and married, I realize that it was all bait for the trap.

 

[NotADcotor]

I got unexpected mileage from the doctor. Became suspicious when during a prostate exam he had both hands on my shoulders.

 

[Mandalorian]

I know it's a joke but I think some women are more relaxed than others, was able to give one lady a shocker the other day, and one time this popular SP clenched her butt cheeks so hard, it's impossible to give dato.

I dated a girl back in college who didn’t want to lose her virginity to me but was completely OK letting me fuck her ass. She was really sweet and inexperienced but for some reason her anus was very accommodating and it was easy for her to take digits and later my dick.

 

[xmontrealer]

I dated a girl back in college who didn’t want to lose her virginity to me but was completely OK letting me fuck her ass. She was really sweet and inexperienced but for some reason her anus was very accommodating and it was easy for her to take digits and later my dick.

I've heard it happens a lot in countries where not being a vaginal virgin is a highly probable disqualification for marriage.

 

[Mandalorian]

I've heard it happens a lot in countries where not being a vaginal virgin is a highly probable disqualification for marriage.

In her case it was more a paranoia over getting pregnant. Lol

 

[massman]

I've heard it happens a lot in countries where not being a vaginal virgin is a highly probable disqualification for marriage.

Urban Dictionary: Poophole Loophole

The act of performing anal sex but preventing from having vaginal sex to remain a “virgin”. Usually people do this for religious reasons.

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[onomatopoeia]

There was a VERY old viral video named "Catholic Girl Birth Control" from the days before YouTube existed. Unfortunately, I can't find an online link, and I can't upload the clip to my YouTube channel - I tried, and received an error message that it's a copy of a video previously blocked.

I have two copies, one is a Quicktime .mov file, and the other video type is .asf - this is THAT old.

Back in the day, (early 2000s), there wasn't much in the way of online video. Every few days or so, something would be posted on punchbaby(dot)com, metacafe or another site whose name I can't remember. The quality was always REALLY shitty, because most people had dial-up Internet. With 56K dial-up, it would take up to 40 minutes for a low resolution streaming video of less than a minute to fully load.

At that time, a lot of disk space was used up in a hidden folder called Temporary Internet Files. With Internet Explorer 5, pretty much every web page viewed was stored on one's computer as its individual file components, so if you looked at the same web page a second time, you didn't need to wait forever for the page to load, because the saved components would be retrieved from the Temporary Internet Files folder, instead of being redownloaded from the site.

This also applied to images which could not be saved through the regular methods - sometimes the webmaster disabled the save image option. Streaming videos were also stored - in the early days of YouTube, the videos were all .flv, (flash video), format.

You couldn't open files stored in the Temporary Internet Files folder, but you COULD copy them, and paste them to a permanent folder. This would involve a lot of renaming, because many of the temp files had identical file names, ('1.mov; pic07.jpg, etc), and they would overwrite each other if they were saved in the same permanent folder. That seems like ancient history, but that was the norm, less than twenty years ago.

 

[onomatopoeia]

These days if a girl suggests anal, it's prudent to know how long she's been a girl.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Recently saw a SP, my second visit, who is known to provide standard type of GFE service....It was one of those unexpected, almost surreal experiences that got me thinking that others may have similar tales to tell about unexpected and surprising mileage.

That's good ass mileage.

 

[onomatopoeia]

Q: Where did King Charles go, on his first honeymoon?

A: Indiana.

 

[SexB]

I still fondly remember the last time I took a Trip to The Isles.

It was the sorely missed Valeria Beleza, she was riding me reverse cowgirl when she popped off, patted two fingers on her butthole and said, "Be gentle!"

 

[Deviant]

I got unexpected mileage from the doctor. Became suspicious when during a prostate exam he had both hands on my shoulders.

Joke from Reddit /Jokes

A guy goes to a doctor and gets a prostrate exam. The doctor says "Steve, its ok to get an erection during this procedure. The patient says my name is John. The doctor says "Hi John, my name is Steve".

 

[anonymong]

I was once at a !ow mileage MP when much to my surprise the mpa started rimming me! This had never happened before or since. She must have been feeling frisky that day as I also received bbbj. She was a beautiful blond and I was an early 50s overweight hairy guy so I felt like I was living someone else's life lol.

 

[hedo rick]

I was once at a !ow mileage MP when much to my surprise the mpa started rimming me! This had never happened before or since. She must have been feeling frisky that day as I also received bbbj. She was a beautiful blond and I was an early 50s overweight hairy guy so I felt like I was living someone else's life lol.

Same thing happened to me one time. It was the first time I had ever been rimmed. It opened up a new world. I'd been around the block a few times, so it takes quite a bit to wow me.. but this wowed me. I was thinking about it for days..

Unlike you, though.. it certainly wasn't the only time I've had it done on me since. I seek it out now