Time for a chuckle.
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
The graduate with a science degree asks, "why does it work".
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "how does it work".
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "how much will it cost".
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "do you want fries with that".
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features.
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "it was a mechanical engineer, just look at all the joints". Another said, "no it was an electrical engineer, the nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections". The last one said, "actually it was a civil engineer, who else would run a toxic waste line through a recreational area."
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers.
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
The graduate with a science degree asks, "why does it work".
The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "how does it work".
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "how much will it cost".
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "do you want fries with that".
Normal people believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features.
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "it was a mechanical engineer, just look at all the joints". Another said, "no it was an electrical engineer, the nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections". The last one said, "actually it was a civil engineer, who else would run a toxic waste line through a recreational area."
What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers.
Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
