Uncircumsied - condom issues

[Ref]

I think larger-sized condoms are longer in length not bigger in girth. Plus, I don't think my penis is thicker than average or longer than average.

Post some pics for us.

 

[Rockslinger]

yes, you have to unroll it down along the penis pinching the tip of the condom to make sure there's no air in it.

Will someone please post a video so we can bring this thread to a graceful end?
If I am a woman (I am not), I would never ever trust a man using his own condom. That thing has probably been in his wallet for 5 years and/or has some strange lubricant that can cause an allergic vaginal reaction.

 

[C Dick]

I am uncut, and massive, so I have a similar issue. Generally, I find that pros will want to apply it themselves. But once in a while, it is my job. What I do is:

- Right-hand pinches condom, applies to head, fingers roll it down.
- Left-hand two fingers hold shaft, and hold foreskin back if neccessary. Other two fingers and thumb roll it down.

The key is to pinch out the air and roll it down, not try and shove it through.

 

[magicmystery]

I am uncut, and massive, so I have a similar issue. Generally, I find that pros will want to apply it themselves. But once in a while, it is my job. What I do is:

- Right-hand pinches condom, applies to head, fingers roll it down.
- Left-hand two fingers hold shaft, and hold foreskin back if neccessary. Other two fingers and thumb roll it down.

The key is to pinch out the air and roll it down, not try and shove it through.

Thanks. Okay, you are holding your foreskin back, and it's just below the head. Now when you unroll the condom, don't you have to stretch it again once you reach the point that's just below the head? Imagine a cucumber with condom on. Half way. Now if you were to unroll another condom on top of it, you'd eventually reach the point where you still have the original rolled condom, and to get past that, you'd have to stretch the condom again. That's where I lose it.

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(you see, the second picture, I can't get it past there in one smooth motion because I've to stretch the condom again. Penis is thicker because of rolled foreskin).

wow! what kind of job do you have? I don't know how old you are, but unless you just started having sex, you should've figured out by now the best way to put on a condom... lol
how about holding the foreskin down with your two pinky fingers, while stretching and putting on the condom with your thumb and index finger?

Tech/Geeky job. Engineer somewhere. But yeah, you are right, just started having sex. Got out of univ recently.

Will someone please post a video so we can bring this thread to a graceful end?

I tried finding condom videos but all of them demonstrated on a circumcised dick. Which is why, out of frustration, I posted my question here.

Thanks guys for all your help !

 

[Rockslinger]

I tried finding condom videos but all of them demonstrated on a circumcised dick.

I swear there is a circumcised dick conspiracy out there. They are trying to take over the world. Damn circumcised dicks!

 

[crystalpalace]

Tech/Geeky job. Engineer somewhere. But yeah, you are right, just started having sex. Got out of univ recently.

Don't take it too personal, but I feel sorry for the firm you work for. An Engineer who can't figure out how to roll a condom just can't be that good of an Engineer.

 

[C Dick]

Thanks. Okay, you are holding your foreskin back, and it's just below the head. Now when you unroll the condom, don't you have to stretch it again once you reach the point that's just below the head? Imagine a cucumber with condom on. Half way. Now if you were to unroll another condom on top of it, you'd eventually reach the point where you still have the original rolled condom, and to get past that, you'd have to stretch the condom again. That's where I lose it.

I find that if the foreskin is rolled back, then it is just below the head, so instead of tucking in again after passing over the widest part of the head, it continues straight over the rolled back foreskin and on its way. Perhaps yours does not lie as flat? For me, it goes pretty smoothly.

 

[magicmystery]

Don't take it too personal, but I feel sorry for the firm you work for. An Engineer who can't figure out how to roll a condom just can't be that good of an Engineer.

Not that it matters how good or bad of an engineer I am, but my job is one of the few things I am very good at.

 

[sybarites]

Why not crazy glue the foreskin;it would then act as a condom.

 

[magicmystery]

Why not crazy glue the foreskin;it would then act as a condom.

Hahaha. I can see posting a question for tips on "how to pee" in that context.

 

[sybarites]

Okay,velcro.