Uncircumsied - condom issues

[magicmystery]

I believe majority of people in North America are circumcised, but well, I am not. I was hoping for some tips on how to put a condom on over uncircumcised penis. While an SP is able to slip it on my penis in matter of seconds, I struggle like crazy when I've to do it myself.

SPs always pull my foreskin back and then slip the condom over. Here is how I do it: with one hand, I pull my foreskin back; and other other hand I try to slip the condom over. But since condom is not that wide, I need to use other hand to stretch it; but as I do that, my foreskin comes back up.

Now, at occasions even when I manage to keep my foreskin back, I hit another road-block. The pulled back foreskin is just below the head. So, the penis is even thicker now just below the penis-head; and as soon as I stretch the condom a little more, I lose grip on pulled back skin, and it goes back up.

I end up making a fool of myself, every time. Oh man, does anyone else have issues with condoms? It's so embarrassing and such a mood killer.

 

[Twinklegirl]

I believe majority of people in North America are circumcised, but well, I am not. I was hoping for some tips on how to put a condom on over uncircumcised penis. While an SP is able to slip it on my penis in matter of seconds, I struggle like crazy when I've to do it myself.

SPs always pull my foreskin back and then slip the condom over. Here is how I do it: with one hand, I pull my foreskin back; and other other hand I try to slip the condom over. But since condom is not that wide, I need to use other hand to stretch it; but as I do that, my foreskin comes back up.

Now, at occassions even when I manage to keep my foreskin back, I hit another road-block. The pulled back foreskin is just below the head. So, the penis is even thicker now just below the penis-head; and as soon as I stretch the condom a little more, I lose grip on pulled back skin, and it goes back up.

I end up making a fool of myself, every time. Oh man, does anyone else have issues with condoms? It's so embarrassing and such a mood killer.

I would think that if you have to stretch the condom then perhaps you need to buy the larger size thus eliminating that step.

 

[magicmystery]

I think larger-sized condoms are longer in length not bigger in girth. Plus, I don't think my penis is thicker than average or longer than average. I checked Durex's website and most have 53mm to 56mm openings.

http://www.durex.com/CA/productRange.asp?intProdCat=322&intMenuOpen=&intProd=1115

I don't know how SPs are able to slip any condom on me in matter of seconds. Well, probably because in addition to their hands, they often use their mouth too. So, while their hand is pulling my foreskin, their mouth is sort of unrolling it slightly over my penis-head.

 

[Dirtyoldbasturd]

I think larger-sized condoms are longer in length not bigger in girth. Plus, I don't think my penis is thicker than average or longer than average. I checked Durex's website and most have 53mm to 56mm openings.

http://www.durex.com/CA/productRange.asp?intProdCat=322&intMenuOpen=&intProd=1115

I don't know how SPs are able to slip any condom on me in matter of seconds. Well, probably because in addition to their hands, they often use their mouth too. So, while their hand is pulling my foreskin, their mouth is sort of unrolling it slightly over my penis-head.

use a paper large clip

 

[magicmystery]

lol. Aren't here any uncircumcised guys here who have worked out a hack for this?

 

[Hangman]

Cock-hack? Yikes.

I'm an anteater too, but when I'm ready to rock, the cock head naturally extends past the foreskin into heatseeking moisture missile configuration. I'm assuming you're trying to put the condom on while fully erect? I'm no expert in other dude's dicks, so its hard (lol) to picture what you're doing.
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I find its best to use 2 hands. Take the unwrapped, rolled up condom and centre it on the tip, then use both hands to roll it down, keeping the sides clear of the shaft. That's all I can think of...

 

[Surfbum84]

Best solution is to get circumcized. Women like it better anyway!! Or, be like me and just bareback it. It feels better that way!

 

[RTRD]

Actually....

I think larger-sized condoms are longer in length not bigger in girth.

...it is girth. Some of us got it like that.

 

[banshie]

I am circumsized and have never had a problem putting on a condom. Maybe his dick is much bigger than mine!

 

[Never Compromised]

I can't believe some guy can't figure out how to use a condom.

 

[crystalpalace]

I can't believe some guy can't figure out how to use a condom.

Well, unless he's just a boy.

 

[dreamblade]

I can't believe some guy can't figure out how to use a condom.

Aw! give the guy a break! In the tech section, I often say to myself the "I can't believe..." thing, too. Actually, after 12 years in IT and various support jobs, official and not, I tend to say "Do these people even know how to operate a doorknob?".

But I swallow it and be helpful. Face it, proper sex and contraceptive education is still facing loads of opposition, at home and outside. Maybe he had a sheltered upbringing?

OP, as for you problem, just do what I do: Have an SP do it every time

 

[magicmystery]

OP, as for you problem, just do what I do: Have an SP do it every time

yeah, well, I am talking about when I am with a non-SP.

Compromised I can't believe some guy can't figure out how to use a condom.

Yep. Not too much experience.

 

[Rockslinger]

yeah, well, I am talking about when I am with a non-SP.

Why would you have sex with a non-SP? Just kidding!

Seriously, some civilian ladies prefer to use their own condom because:
1) Ensure that it is not stale.
2) Doesn't contain anything allergic.
3) Ensure that it is put on properly.

Long story short. THEY DON'T TRUST THE GUY IN PROPER CONDOM USE.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Yep. Not too much experience.

REALLY? I wouldn't have guessed that! LOL Just kidding!

I'm "cut" so I can't offer any advice in that respect, but just watch the next time an SP does it, and then practice... You'll figure it out! Afterall, the rewards are great, so you have an excellent incentive!

 

[Larry_Fyne]

Are you unrolling it or trying to slip it on unrolled already? The way you are describing the process it sounds like you are not unrolling it onto the dick.

 

[Gyaos]

lol. Aren't here any uncircumcised guys here who have worked out a hack for this?

I guess it's the double edged sword for you! Make an appointment, make sure the Doctor is a hot chick.

Gyaos.

 

[LKD]

wow! what kind of job do you have? I don't know how old you are, but unless you just started having sex, you should've figured out by now the best way to put on a condom... lol


how about holding the foreskin down with your two pinky fingers, while stretching and putting on the condom with your thumb and index finger?

 

[Bounce]

Lol

Why would you have sex with a non-SP? Just kidding!

Seriously, some civilian ladies prefer to use their own condom because:
1) Ensure that it is not stale.
2) Doesn't contain anything allergic.
3) Ensure that it is put on properly.

Long story short. THEY DON'T TRUST THE GUY IN PROPER CONDOM USE.

Civilian girls are starting to bore me.......somene should open up a business that teaches girls/women how to be fun, bad or dirty from time to time. That's my problem - I date the vanilla ones then get bored......then we all know what happens....."ring, ring"......"hi there, is _____ available tonight for 2hrs. .......great - thank you"

 

[canada-man]

Best solution is to get circumcized. Women like it better anyway!! Or, be like me and just bareback it. It feels better that way!

and where is the proof?