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[DinkleMouse]

You are wrong, I went to Sniper School during my time in Force Recon, before assignment to MAROC.

Once you were an operational sniper, you would have been assigned to an infantry battalion, not FORECON or MARSOC. In order to have confirmed sniper kills, you must be deployed as a sniper. A combat engineer that kills a guy at 200yds doesn't get awarded a sniper kill.

Regardless, just because a primary MOS is changed does not mean everything learned goes away. For example, snipers just don’t sneak and shoot, they engage hand to hand and everything in between.

Except Scout Sniper is a secondary MOS.

The problem with zero military training is, people like you think combat is black and white.

Obvious Stolen Valour telling a veteran they have zero military training is a laugh.

A fucking cook will shoot the enemy,

A "fucking cook" isn't walking around armed and doesn't go on patrol, so it's actually really rare for it to happen, and it certainly wouldn't be called a sniper kill.

a truck driver will blow up a bridge.

No they won't. Truck drivers are not trained in demolitions handling. They wouldn't have the first clue how. Blowing up a bridge is not as simple as it sounds. It's a very technical thing.

You would know that if you weren't just a 16 year old in your parents basement. And these comments are especially rich given how much you shit on Canada when you consider that the Canadian military, unlike most branches of the US military, operates on the basis that "everyone is a soldier first". If the squad automatic rifleman falls on patrol, every Canadian soldier, even a pay clerk, has at least a familiarization on the operation of the light machine gun to be able to cover the position and still provide that crucial support. Anyone in a combat arms has more than familiarization and are able to take advanced courses to fill in. In the US Army, not so.

To address your enlisted comment, many people go to school in the military, obtain a degree and become an officer….

4 years in FORECON (during which you went to scout sniper school apparently) and 4 years at MARSOC does not afford a lot of time to get a degree and go to O-School.

AND many operators, enlisted as well as officers assigned to SOC, go to sniper school.

I didn't say you couldn't go to sniper school.
The USMC indeed allowed officers to go to scout sniper school to acquire familiarization with their capabilities in order to better understand how to utilize them during battle planning. They were not deployed as operational snipers, which is the requirement to have confirmed sniper skills.

Every SOCOM unit works as a team, depending on assignment a team will consist of as little as 4 people. All four are , or should have the same training. Officers don’t go to jump school, or divers school…..they just give commands….nonsense, YOU ARE 100% STUPID AND WATCH WAY TOO MUCH TV.

Says the guy inventing shit.

Let's review what you've said. 4 years FORECON, 4 years MARSOC, Scout Sniper school during FORECON, plus a 4-year degree during your operational time, and an unheard of operational tempo where you did more combat deployments than guys with 12 years managed.

So basically you're saying day 1 in FORECON you went to sniper school, but weren't designated a scout sniper since you weren't reassigned to an infantry battalion, you then completed your 4-year degree (which means no time for combat deployments), and whatever rank you were when you finished and qualified for MECEP, you were commissioned, sent to MARSOC and in 4 more years, completed 52 combat deployments, which would mean enough missions as part of a team where, despite being the IC, you were personally considered a sniper and able to amass sniper kills, but also in that 4 years get to staff college to make it to Colonel and become the regimental commander, a post that one of only 8 people have held since it's inception?

I'm getting that right, yes? That's what you claim, and then you accuse me of watching too much TV?

There have been 8 Regimental Commanders in MARSOC, first for MSOR and later MRR. Only one started as enlisted. So unless you're going to tell me you're Col (Retd) Andrew Milburn, the man behind the Mozart Group, currently training Ukrainian special forces in Ukraine, you're full of shit. Also, Milburn has zero sniper kills and doesn't have 52 combat deployments.

 

[krealtarron]

Once you were an operational sniper, you would have been assigned to an infantry battalion, not FORECON or MARSOC.

Not true. In Combat dog's Call of Duty multiplayer world, any tom, dick and harry can get assigned to FORECON or MARSOC or sometimes both at the same time.

No they won't. Truck drivers are not trained in demolitions handling. They wouldn't have the first clue how. Blowing up a bridge is not as simple as it sounds. It's a very technical thing.

This is patently untrue. Anyone with an internet connection and a computer can blow up a bridge because bridges that are to be blown up often times have an icon flashing on them. You simply press the F key to place the explosive. If you fail, you just try again.

I'll leave the rest to your imagination.

 

[Combat dog]

Once you were an operational sniper, you would have been assigned to an infantry battalion, not FORECON or MARSOC. In order to have confirmed sniper kills, you must be deployed as a sniper. A combat engineer that kills a guy at 200yds doesn't get awarded a sniper kill.



Except Scout Sniper is a secondary MOS.



Obvious Stolen Valour telling a veteran they have zero military training is a laugh.



A "fucking cook" isn't walking around armed and doesn't go on patrol, so it's actually really rare for it to happen, and it certainly wouldn't be called a sniper kill.



No they won't. Truck drivers are not trained in demolitions handling. They wouldn't have the first clue how. Blowing up a bridge is not as simple as it sounds. It's a very technical thing.

You would know that if you weren't just a 16 year old in your parents basement. And these comments are especially rich given how much you shit on Canada when you consider that the Canadian military, unlike most branches of the US military, operates on the basis that "everyone is a soldier first". If the squad automatic rifleman falls on patrol, every Canadian soldier, even a pay clerk, has at least a familiarization on the operation of the light machine gun to be able to cover the position and still provide that crucial support. Anyone in a combat arms has more than familiarization and are able to take advanced courses to fill in. In the US Army, not so.



4 years in FORECON (during which you went to scout sniper school apparently) and 4 years at MARSOC does not afford a lot of time to get a degree and go to O-School.



I didn't say you couldn't go to sniper school.
The USMC indeed allowed officers to go to scout sniper school to acquire familiarization with their capabilities in order to better understand how to utilize them during battle planning. They were not deployed as operational snipers, which is the requirement to have confirmed sniper skills.


Says the guy inventing shit.

Let's review what you've said. 4 years FORECON, 4 years MARSOC, Scout Sniper school during FORECON, plus a 4-year degree during your operational time, and an unheard of operational tempo where you did more combat deployments than guys with 12 years managed.

So basically you're saying day 1 in FORECON you went to sniper school, but weren't designated a scout sniper since you weren't reassigned to an infantry battalion, you then completed your 4-year degree (which means no time for combat deployments), and whatever rank you were when you finished and qualified for MECEP, you were commissioned, sent to MARSOC and in 4 more years, completed 52 combat deployments, which would mean enough missions as part of a team where, despite being the IC, you were personally considered a sniper and able to amass sniper kills, but also in that 4 years get to staff college to make it to Colonel and become the regimental commander, a post that one of only 3-4 people have held since it's inception?

I'm getting that right, yes? That's what you claim, and then you accuse me of watching too much TV?

There have been 8 Regimental Commanders in MARSOC, first for MSOR and later MRR. Only one started as enlisted. So unless you're going to tell me you're Col (Retd) Andrew Milburn, the man behind the Mozart Group, currently training Ukrainian special forces in Ukraine, you're full of shit. Also, Milburn has zero sniper kills and doesn't have 52 combat deployments.

Okay stud, you are starting to bore me. Actually PM me your DD214 and I will send you mine!!! I will post yours, you post mine…..minus names and SS#. However, for clarification, every unit in the Marine Corps affords time to go to school. Do do think think they have no down time? It isn’t TV! Secondly MARSOC did not begin until around 2011 and it started with Force Recon Marines. Lastly, google is not the place to obtain accurate information. In one of your stupid posts you indicated that it wasn’t “announced,” SERIOUSLY announced? In a war zone, a fucking cook is armed, I’ve seen nurses armed! Your conclusion is flawed for many reasons, one of which is, you base it on a person needing four years to complete a degree, what if that person already had two years. furthermore, I never stated I started enlisted, I simply provided several examples that trash your google search. Now I want to ask you a question, name all SEAL Team Six members……….see, some information is not public! BTW, what in your video is an awarded for a sniper kill? In real life there are no awards other than the knowledge you killed a bad guy. Confirmed simply means, me, or someone else saw the dead body. Go back to the library and research, then go home and watch TV, you’re not worth my time….REMF!

 

[DinkleMouse]

Okay stud, you are starting to bore me. Actually PM me your DD214 and I will send you mine!!!

I'm not trying to prove anything. Post your own DD214 if you're happy to have it out there.

However, for clarification, every unit in the Marine Corps affords time to go to school. Do do think think they have no down time? It isn’t TV!

I didn't say the Corps didn't afford time off to go to school, I said your claimed service history doesn't. You claimed 6 years on deployments in 8 years. Where did you fit in your 4 year degree?

Secondly MARSOC did not begin until around 2011 and it started with Force Recon Marines.

It started in 2006 after Det One was stood down. How the fuck did you command the operational MARSOC regiment and not know when it started?

Marine Corps Times: https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/ne...-marine-corps-developed-its-spec-ops-command/

Lastly, google is not the place to obtain accurate information. In one of your stupid posts you indicated that it wasn’t “announced,” SERIOUSLY announced?

Yes, organizational structure changes get announced. Same way change of commands do. Even Google will tell you that, but anyone that's been in the military knows major changes to organizations, like the restructuring of Scout Snipers from an Infantry Battalion level asset to a Force level asset, get announced.

FD2030 outlined the restructuring to shape the future if the USMC. Are you saying that's not an announcement? "Here's what we're going to be moving to" is an announcement. Do you need a dictionary?

In a war zone, a fucking cook is armed, I’ve seen nurses armed!

A cook is not walking around with a rifle everywhere. He's not frying up steaks and stirring the stew with a slung rifle. If they go outside the wire to run a field kitchen, sure. If the FOB comes under fire, sure. But during day to day duties a cook isn't walking around armed.

Your conclusion is flawed for many reasons, one of which is, you base it on a person needing four years to complete a degree, what if that person already had two years. furthermore, I never stated I started enlisted, I simply provided several examples that trash your google search.

If you deployed operationally as a sniper, you started enlisted. It's that simple. If you were never enlisted, then you never deployed operationally as a sniper and have no sniper kills.

Now I want to ask you a question, name all SEAL Team Six members……….see, some information is not public!

Name all members of JTF2. If you can't, does that mean you're a fake?

BTW, what in your video is an awarded for a sniper kill?

What video? What are you taking about?

In real life there are no awards other than the knowledge you killed a bad guy. Confirmed simply means, me, or someone else saw the dead body.

You can't confirm your own sniper kill. But I never said there were awards. You're the one claiming you have confirmed sniper kills, which you can't get unless you are actually deployed as a sniper.

Go back to the library and research, then go home and watch TV, you’re not worth my time….REMF!

Not worth your time, but you keep replying. Just like how you said you didn't need to prove anything, but then worked so hard to try and prove it you managed to expose you're actually just Stolen Valour.

The thing is, you're trying to make yourself sound like a war hero, with REMF and operator, you keep stepping in it.

Again, you're claiming you were the MSOR or MRR commander, a post only 8 people have held, and also a sniper, and also a record number of operational deployments (which leaves no time for the staff work an officer would need to be considered qualified to hold a Regiment-level command btw), but keep tossing out terms like Operator and REMF that were popularized by Tom Clancy. Really? Not WOG or Pogue? And a MARSOC guy calling them operators and not Raiders??? That's like calling a Marine a soldier: it's a big no no and yet there you are doing despite claiming to have commanded them.

You are so full of shit. I look forward to you explaining how you're not going to post your DD214 because you have nothing to prove while you continue to try and convince people you aren't just a steaming pile of Stolen Valour when everyone can see you are.

 

[Combat dog]

I'm not trying to prove anything. Post your own DD214 if you're happy to have it out there.



I didn't say the Corps didn't afford time off to go to school, I said your claimed service history doesn't. You claimed 6 years on deployments in 8 years. Where did you fit in your 4 year degree?



It started in 2006 after Det One was stood down. How the fuck did you command the operational MARSOC regiment and not know when it started?

Marine Corps Times: https://www.marinecorpstimes.com/ne...-marine-corps-developed-its-spec-ops-command/



Yes, organizational structure changes get announced. Same way change of commands do. Even Google will tell you that, but anyone that's been in the military knows major changes to organizations, like the restructuring of Scout Snipers from an Infantry Battalion level asset to a Force level asset, get announced.

FD2030 outlined the restructuring to shape the future if the USMC. Are you saying that's not an announcement? "Here's what we're going to be moving to" is an announcement. Do you need a dictionary?



A cook is not walking around with a rifle everywhere. He's not frying up steaks and stirring the stew with a slung rifle. If they go outside the wire to run a field kitchen, sure. If the FOB comes under fire, sure. But during day to day duties a cook isn't walking around armed.



If you deployed operationally as a sniper, you started enlisted. It's that simple. If you were never enlisted, then you never deployed operationally as a sniper and have no sniper kills.



Name all members of JTF2. If you can't, does that mean you're a fake?



What video? What are you taking about?



You can't confirm your own sniper kill. But I never said there were awards. You're the one claiming you have confirmed sniper kills, which you can't get unless you are actually deployed as a sniper.



Not worth your time, but you keep replying. Just like how you said you didn't need to prove anything, but then worked so hard to try and prove it you managed to expose you're actually just Stolen Valour.

The thing is, you're trying to make yourself sound like a war hero, with REMF and operator, you keep stepping in it.

Again, you're claiming you were the MSOR or MRR commander, a post only 8 people have held, and also a sniper, and also a record number of operational deployments (which leaves no time for the staff work an officer would need to be considered qualified to hold a Regiment-level command btw), but keep tossing out terms like Operator and REMF that were popularized by Tom Clancy. Really? Not WOG or Pogue? And a MARSOC guy calling them operators and not Raiders??? That's like calling a Marine a soldier: it's a big no no and yet there you are doing despite claiming to have commanded them.

You are so full of shit. I look forward to you explaining how you're not going to post your DD214 because you have nothing to prove while you continue to try and convince people you aren't just a steaming pile of Stolen Valour when everyone can see you are.

214 stud? We can go back and forth 1000’ s of times…..you show me yours, I’ll show you mine. However, I admit that I do not know, or care about the history, because simply put, history is for students! Now put your thinking cap on, do you think I could have googled it before I wrote it? I never said I was a hero, the hero’s are dead! There you go, making shit up! Oorah!

 

[DinkleMouse]

214 stud? We can go back and forth 1000’ s of times…..you show me yours, I’ll show you mine. However, I admit that I do not know, or care about the history, because simply put, history is for students! Now put your thinking cap on, do you think I could have googled it before I wrote it? I never said I was a hero, the hero’s are dead! There you go, making shit up! Oorah!

I told you: go ahead and post yours. I'm not trying to prove anything so I don't care. People have tried calling me out and I laughed because people who really have nothing to prove don't don't try to.

You could've googled, so I don't know why you didn't rather than look like an idiot. You might not care about the history, but someone who commanded a regiment 100% would care about it's history. Regimental history is a huge deal to anyone that's every served in one.

So Audie Murphy, Alvin York, Dick Winters, and Chesty Puller weren't heroes because they didn't die in combat? Fuck off, no one really believes that.

You don't get to claim 52 combat tours and 6 years in combat in 8 years along with numbering your sniper kills and then turn around and try to pretend you're humble and not trying to get people to think you're a hero. An actual Raider would never have bragged about any of it. Serving, not how long it how many people you kill, is what matters.

Stolen Valour.

 

[Combat dog]

I told you: go ahead and post yours. I'm not trying to prove anything so I don't care. People have tried calling me out and I laughed because people who really have nothing to prove don't don't try to.

You could've googled, so I don't know why you didn't rather than look like an idiot. You might not care about the history, but someone who commanded a regiment 100% would care about it's history. Regimental history is a huge deal to anyone that's every served in one.

So Audie Murphy, Alvin York, Dick Winters, and Chesty Puller weren't heroes because they didn't die in combat? Fuck off, no one really believes that.

You don't get to claim 52 combat tours and 6 years in combat in 8 years along with numbering your sniper kills and then turn around and try to pretend you're humble and not trying to get people to think you're a hero. An actual Raider would never have bragged about any of it. Serving, not how long it how many people you kill, is what matters.

Stolen Valour.

you do not even have a 214. Tell me how many fingers to place in the pic and I will do the same…..Mr library! Unless you can show me you know from other than google or the library……..we are done……..fucking coward REMF!

 

[DinkleMouse]

you do not even have a 214. Tell me how many fingers to place in the pic and I will do the same…..Mr library! Unless you can show me you know from other than google or the library……..we are done……..fucking coward REMF!

You said you'd be happy to have it posted, so post it. You know nothing else will convince anyone, and since you're ego is so fragile you need everyone to believe you, just go ahead and post it. Why are chickening out? Take your SSN off and post it, as you said you wanted done.

 

[Combat dog]

You said you'd be happy to have it posted, so post it. You know nothing else will convince anyone, and since you're ego is so fragile you need everyone to believe you, just go ahead and post it. Why are chickening out? Take your SSN off and post it, as you said you wanted done.

Screen shot where I said that, evidently your reading comprehension skill is subpar! I said post yours I will post mine…actually I wrote, send me yours to post and I will send mine. Also, I already proved myself in war….many times over and do not need to prove shit to you! As I thought, you’re not even a REMF, you are a slimy puke civilian (Marine corps speak) that believes google!! Just a tip, if you ever get a horrible illness, go to the doctor and leave google out of it! Have a good night puke! FYI, unless you post your 214 with two fingers, I’m finished with you. CRICKETS?

 

[basketcase]

...I am simply attempting to give a different viewpoint to a culture (Canada) that has not experienced prolonged war fighting...

Really? How many conflicts have the US been in during your service time that Canada wasn't also deployed in?
Only big one I can think of is Gulf War 2, the sequel that shouldn't have happened.


p.s. As a sniper, I'm sure you can tell us what unit holds the record for the longest confirmed kill. If you were deployed as often as you said, you likely ran across them once or twice.

 

[DinkleMouse]

Screen shot where I said that, evidently your reading comprehension skill is subpar! I said post yours I will post mine…actually I wrote, send me yours to post and I will send mine.

i don't have to screenshot it if you're going to repeat it: if you would be perfectly fine to have me post it, that means you're fine having it posted. So just post it yourself. I'm not the one trying to prove anything.

Also, I already proved myself in war….many times over and do not need to prove shit to you!

And yet you keep going to great lengths to try. Besides, I don't think anyone believes you proved yourself in war. Does daddy know you're playing with his DD214?

As I thought, you’re not even a REMF, you are a slimy puke civilian (Marine corps speak) that believes google!!

None of those are unique to the Corps. Also you didn't capitalize Corps???? Plus you called them "Operators" instead of "Raiders", so clearly you don't actually know MarineSpeak. Also "civilian" is already a slur in the military, you don't need to add "slimy puke", which, for the record, sounds like an insult a toddler would make, might as well call me peepee face.

Just a tip, if you ever get a horrible illness, go to the doctor and leave google out of it! Have a good night puke! FYI, unless you post your 214 with two fingers, I’m finished with you. CRICKETS?

I don't care if you're finished. I actually don't even care what you think, and unlike you when I say that I mean it and don't go in to try and convince you. But unless you post your DD214 I'm going to continue to call you Stolen Valour. CRICKETS?

 

[Combat dog]

Really? How many conflicts have the US been in during your service time that Canada wasn't also deployed in?
Only big one I can think of is Gulf War 2, the sequel that shouldn't have happened.

I fucked up on that post, all lives lost in Afghanistan are valuable, 158……or 200k, all the same…..all for nothing! I want to make a public apology, what I wrote is fucked up. My excuse is, I was busy and used my phone

 

[NotADcotor]

At the very least proves beyond any shadow of the doubt that you were never an officer let alone a regimental commander of super ninja pirates.

Divide 40000 solders by 13 years and then determine the percentage (158) that died from the 40000 that served in Afghanistan……..039%. The vast majority that went were support personnel not combat solders, which accounts for the low casualty rate. I was actually in Afghanistan 6 weeks ago and helped rescue two former interpreters. I have 35 confirmed sniper kills, the longest is about 600 meters. Distance is only significant in the movies and is more about luck than anything else. Now go back to your library, read about war and then live your life vicariously through other people
[/QUOTE]
Yeah yeah, we get it, you have no idea what you are talking about and don't have the intellect to be an officer. You don't have to keep proving the point. So much fail to unpack in your post... too much.

 

[NotADcotor]

Hmmm. Are you people trying to prove or disprove validity of claims on the anonymous prostitution board? Now I have seen everything.

Don't forget though, he doesn't care if we believe him or not

 

[DinkleMouse]

Don't forget though, he doesn't care if we believe him or not

I don't think anyone is trying to disprove his claims either. He's done that himself. We're just pointing out the foolishness in his attempts to use daddy's jacket to pretend he's not Stolen Valour.

 

[NotADcotor]

So basically you're saying day 1 in FORECON you went to sniper school, but weren't designated a scout sniper since you weren't reassigned to an infantry battalion, you then completed your 4-year degree (which means no time for combat deployments), and whatever rank you were when you finished and qualified for MECEP, you were commissioned, sent to MARSOC and in 4 more years, completed 52 combat deployments, which would mean enough missions as part of a team where, despite being the IC, you were personally considered a sniper and able to amass sniper kills, but also in that 4 years get to staff college to make it to Colonel and become the regimental commander, a post that one of only 3-4 people have held since it's inception?

I'm getting that right, yes? That's what you claim, and then you accuse me of watching too much TV?

There have been 8 Regimental Commanders in MARSOC, first for MSOR and later MRR. Only one started as enlisted. So unless you're going to tell me you're Col (Retd) Andrew Milburn, the man behind the Mozart Group, currently training Ukrainian special forces in Ukraine, you're full of shit. Also, Milburn has zero sniper kills and doesn't have 52 combat deployments.

And yet I am sure he will respond with more bullshit that contradicts reality and continue to insult you for being stupid or watching too much TV.

It seems the more full of shit someone is, the harder they fight back to prove their bullshit and the more they resort of insults and often nothing but insults when they get cornered.

What is also insane is that he has been proved full of crap by any reasonable standard that if he had any critical thinking skills [that a regimental commander would] he would realize that he had dug himself in a corner and he just isn't able to dig himself out, even if he was telling the truth, which he isn't.

 

[NotADcotor]

214 stud? We can go back and forth 1000’ s of times…..you show me yours, I’ll show you mine. However, I admit that I do not know, or care about the history, because simply put, history is for students! Now put your thinking cap on, do you think I could have googled it before I wrote it? I never said I was a hero, the hero’s are dead! There you go, making shit up! Oorah!

Called it.

Also there is a difference between personal history which you do care about because you crafted a badly sesigned set of lies for your personal history which you just can't admit is obviously fake, vs history as is the topic of study for students. A regimental commander would understand that difference. THen he tells someone else to put their thinking cap on and accusing others of making shit up. Isn't that ironic, doncha think.

Oh also you know who does care about history?

Commandant's Professional Reading List (Foundational) - Marine Corps Association

Please note: You are viewing the Foundational Commandant's Reading List, which is comprised of the CPRL as it was before General Berger released his new CPRL.

mca-marines.org

THe fucking MARINES ya mook.

 

[Combat dog]

Called it.

Also there is a difference between personal history which you do care about because you crafted a badly sesigned set of lies for your personal history which you just can't admit is obviously fake, vs history as is the topic of study for students. A regimental commander would understand that difference. THen he tells someone else to put their thinking cap on and accusing others of making shit up. Isn't that ironic, doncha think.

Okay stud, how do you know what a commander would do……video games! You are a nation full of sheeple and very few know the meaning of being scared out of your wits. You can watch TV, which your government now controls, under the guise of misinformation, so go follow and bow to your leader, Justin Trudeau, he knows what is best! Fucking pathetic

 

[NotADcotor]

you do not even have a 214. Tell me how many fingers to place in the pic and I will do the same…..Mr library! Unless you can show me you know from other than google or the library……..we are done……..fucking coward REMF!

So Captains are now made regimental commanders, and isn't that date from 1972?

Also even if you photoshopped something it wouldn't prove shit because a lot of what you said can't be true. There has never been a regimental commander of that unit from the ranks with sniper training. End of story, don't pass go and sod right off. Nobody here is believing your bullshit.

 

[mandrill]

I do not need to prove shit to you, or anyone else on this board. My DD 214 will stand up on its own. I am simply attempting to give a different viewpoint to a culture (Canada) that has not experienced prolonged war fighting, other than in video games. People will believe what they want to believe. However, I will briefly describe my experience. I spent four years in Force Recon, which later became MARSOC. I spent another four years a regimental commander MARSOC. I then went to work for a company called Blackwater, which later became Triple Canopy. During all that time, I deployed to IRAQ 1 and Iraq 2 and then Afghanistan For a total of 52 combat deployments with almost 72 months in war zones. I currently know several operators in Ukraine. Now call me names and say BS, it will make you feel better

I also understand that you're a Harvard emiritus law professor, internationally renown brain surgeon and have a 14" dick.