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UK woman discovers 'boyfriend' of two years is woman using a prosthetic penis

IM469

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Lesson for the ladies: a blowjob can save you some tears
BJ+CIM just to be sure. Ladies .. why waste time ? You see someone interesting - just check him out right in the bar. :thumb:
 

GameBoy27

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When I saw the thread title, it made me think of this movie.

 

Bud Plug

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Ladies, that's why it's always prudent to test the equipment by giving it a quick yank or two (or 100!).

Also, clearly this girl will be ruined for any normal man if her expectation for hardness and staying power is a strap-on! It never seemed odd to her that her lover never came once?!
 

GameBoy27

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Ladies, that's why it's always prudent to test the equipment by giving it a quick yank or two (or 100!).

Also, clearly this girl will be ruined for any normal man if her expectation for hardness and staying power is a strap-on! It never seemed odd to her that her lover never came once?!
Or that his "penis" wasn't body temperature? This whole story makes me wonder if it's not from The Onion.
 

LeeHelm

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Wasn't there a man that was married to a "woman" (Asian I think) for years and it turned out to be a man? I think a movies was made about it.
 

Smallcock

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Even women pretending to be men are getting more ass than actual men these days. Society is making great strides.
 

red

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Strange case. I understand she should be charged with something but is this the right charge? The victim consented- is it assault or fraud?
 

great bear

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Strange case. I understand she should be charged with something but is this the right charge? The victim consented- is it assault or fraud?
Red, she was charged with assault with a dead weapon.
 
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