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kirknewton

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Hi every body......does anybody know any ubber drivers or are one?
do they ever pick up sexy girls and or have sex with the hot girls they pick up?
 
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kirknewton said:
Hi every body......does anybody know any ubber drivers or are one?
do they ever pick up sexy girls and or have sex with the hot girls they pick up?
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Yes but make you register as Uber X and not Uber PG
 
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Kirk, I hate to break the news to you, what with the trauma the recent news your parents broke regarding the Easter Bunny but the porn you have been watching is fictional...

FakeTaxi.com/nymphomniac_flight_attendant

Might I suggest a job as a Pizza Delivery Man or Pool Cleaner instead?
 
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red said:
Yes but make you register as Uber X and not Uber PG
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Very clever red!

To the specialized services offered, most repeat nymphomaniac clients tend not to go back once they've gone UberBLACK. Apparently they love BBC (Big Black Cars)

 
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Well, Uber is definitely more popular with the recent generations. Younger and hotter definitely fits in the description of the main target clients, people that likes to use smartphone and apps.
 
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kirknewton said:
Hi every body......does anybody know any ubber drivers or are one?
do they ever pick up sexy girls and or have sex with the hot girls they pick up?
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Just food for thought.

A taxi, limo or Uber car should be a safe refuge for riders, especially females. I can't tell you how many times that attractive friends/girlfriends have been hit on by greeeeezy fucking drivers or been asked highly inappropriate questions by them. And how uncomfortable, if not afraid it makes them feel. NOT one would EVER respond favourably to a cabbie hitting on them.

So, please, if you want to be an Uber driver to pick up women... don't. Work, make your money and then go hire an SP to play out your FakeTaxi.com porn fantasies. But leave the women in peace when they simply want a safe ride somewhere.
 
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^Ditto to that. It happens so frequently.

Personally when I'm in a cab, I hate conversation with my driver. I like to get to where I am going in COMPLETE silence because I use the time to catch up on emails and check my voicemails and that sort of thing.

A driver who is driving while attempting to make small talk really is the worst thing.

Except when they go, "So....do you have Instagram or Twitter? Facebook? Take mine!" - Because remember they already have your number....

That takes the cake.
 
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Chloë. said:
^Ditto to that. It happens so frequently.

Personally when I'm in a cab, I hate conversation with my driver. I like to get to where I am going in COMPLETE silence because I use the time to catch up on emails and check my voicemails and that sort of thing.

A driver who is driving while attempting to make small talk really is the worst thing.

Except when they go, "So....do you have Instagram or Twitter? Facebook? Take mine!" - Because remember they already have your number....

That takes the cake.
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They don't have your number Hun.
 
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Chloë. said:
Yeah they do. I've had 4 drivers call me after I left the vehicle. Not sure how else they would have it unless they saved it before I got into the vehicle.
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Uber uses a forwarding function. They use a number uber provides that acts as a proxy for your number.
 
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Celticman

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SchlongConery said:
Just food for thought.

A taxi, limo or Uber car should be a safe refuge for riders, especially females. I can't tell you how many times that attractive friends/girlfriends have been hit on by greeeeezy fucking drivers or been asked highly inappropriate questions by them. And how uncomfortable, if not afraid it makes them feel. NOT one would EVER respond favourably to a cabbie hitting on them.

So, please, if you want to be an Uber driver to pick up women... don't. Work, make your money and then go hire an SP to play out your FakeTaxi.com porn fantasies. But leave the women in peace when they simply want a safe ride somewhere.
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Well said
 
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SchlongConery said:
Very clever red!

To the specialized services offered, most repeat nymphomaniac clients tend not to go back once they've gone UberBLACK. Apparently they love BBC (Big Black Cars)

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Geez, you're way too modern for me.

I have a sign on my uber vehicle that says "If this uber car's a' rockin', don't come a' knockin'". Along withe fuzzy dice, air freshener and handi-wipes in the back seat, it works like a charm.
 
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