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U.S. tracking Chinese spy balloon over Montana

RZG

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A U.S. F 15 has climbed to 100k feet before, maybe send one up for a look see. Maybe Xi is hanging below it in a lawn chair with a bag of covid bats. If the balloon is gathering intel, upload gay porn to it or a tape of Trump saying " Chyna" on a loop. Watching some US news and they are fucking pissed, what a shitshow.
 

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The Chinese have create a Zeppelin and filled it with toxic nuclear waste. They are using a stealth drone to tow the balloon towards US of Ass airspace. When it is in the middle of the US of Ass they will release the balloon and fly the drone back to China leaving the toxic waste for them to deal with. Go ahead and shoot it dow. Poison will rain down on them. 😂😂😂😂😂
 

mandrill

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How dare the Chinese send a balloon?

USA bases:




Actually, there is no USA base in Hong Kong. Maybe the whole map is suspect.
The map has already been criticized on Twitter as being fictional.
 

mandrill

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A U.S. F 15 has climbed to 100k feet before, maybe send one up for a look see. Maybe Xi is hanging below it in a lawn chair with a bag of covid bats. If the balloon is gathering intel, upload gay porn to it or a tape of Trump saying " Chyna" on a loop. Watching some US news and they are fucking pissed, what a shitshow.
The balloon is too small and too high to shoot down. OTOH it's not really doing any harm up there either.
 

RZG

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The balloon is too small and too high to shoot down. OTOH it's not really doing any harm up there either.
If it`s the size of 3 buses and visible from the earth, that`s substantial. As for the no harm, how long is the free world going to put up with China`s shit? They should be cut off from everything until there is a complete regime change, I know..way easier said than done.
 

mandrill

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If it`s the size of 3 buses and visible from the earth, that`s substantial. As for the no harm, how long is the free world going to put up with China`s shit? They should be cut off from everything until there is a complete regime change, I know..way easier said than done.
They're too big to regime change. The US would stumble even trying to overthrow a medium size power like Iran. China is massive, has nukes and has a network of trading relationships with the West.

A cheeky balloon isn't going to alter any of that. And thanks for the catch about the size of the fucker! I had the impression it was quite small.
 

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They're too big to regime change. The US would stumble even trying to overthrow a medium size power like Iran. China is massive, has nukes and has a network of trading relationships with the West.

A cheeky balloon isn't going to alter any of that. And thanks for the catch about the size of the fucker! I had the impression it was quite small.
You`re inside that balloon, posting right now aren`t you? lol.
 

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Hey, in the second world war, Japan floated coated silk balloon bombs that were incendiary to the US west coast.
A few came down in the woods in the Pacific NW. Demonstration of the military might of Imperial Japan.
Imagine what the advance in plastics can do for balloon bag capabilities.
Stealth capabilities not being among them. MSM said it was spotted, but actual pictures reveal it's mostly white.
I would imagine the bigger issue not being talked about is ELINT to figure what the data download path is and what it contains.
Send a boarding party led by Geraldo Rivera. Instant TV docudrama...
 

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You`re inside that balloon, posting right now aren`t you? lol.
I'm afraid my superiors won't let me answer that.

All I can tell you is that - if I succeed - I will own the biggest, friggin' panda petting zoo in the Western Hemisphere and every kid in North America is going to make their parents pay the $30.00 admission fee to let the little fucker pet my pandas.
 
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RZG

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I'm afraid my superiors won't let me answer that.

All I can tell you is that - if I succeed - I will own the biggest, friggin' panda petting zoo in the Western Hemisphere and every kid in North America is going to make their parents pay the $30.00 admission fee to let the little fucker pet my pandas.
Perfect.
 

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You don't know what else is in it or what sensor equipment could have some radioactive stuff. Capture it for sure and study it. Then return it to the Chinese, but not before taking a dump inside of it lol...
 
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There has to be a way to take it down slowly, so it doesn't do harm. The other way is to shoot it down over water...but you want to know what they have.
 
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There has to be a way to take it down slowly, so it doesn't do harm. The other way is to shoot it down over water...
Easn't it a Chinese weather balloon that crashed in area 51 ?
 
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Oh my god are Americans STILL freaking out about the Chinese balloon? You guys know you're literally *in* the US, right? The nation with flying murder robots patrolling foreign skies and the most powerful and destructive intelligence cartel ever assembled? Shut the fuck up.
 
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The Americans are kind of freaking out about this balloon.

People are angry at Biden for not shooting down.

Gun owners wow to take of business themselves.

Local law enforcement have warned people not to do this as their success rate would be rather small in attempting to shoot that thing down with small arms fire, and any missed shots could rain back down to earth.

That Chinese balloon might go coast to coast, trolling everyone under fly-over country, and the beltway of course.

Got to wonder what happened. Apparently NORAD radar did not pick it up, and the US military only knew because people saw it from a plane and reported it.

The US Air Force sent two F-22 and at least three spy planes to intercept and take a closer look. Still no order to shoot down that thing.

Some Americans are accusing Biden of working for the Chinese, since he has not shot it down. Someone on Twitter actually called the president, "China Joe."

OMG!

That's racist!

:sick::ROFLMAO:
 
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Valcazar

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Guys.
Countries spy on each other.
Calm the fuck down.
 
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