u no if u r gay if..........

[elmo]

Sorry to burst your bubble there kiddie toy, but I find that type of humour to basically be funny to that of one with a sloped forehead.

Please don't come to a gunfight with a knife - you're going to embarass yourself here.

PS - If you could give me your description, I'll look for you on the next episode of COPS - an educated guess will say that you're the one in the "wifebeater" t-shirt.

Better go back to school for more education then...try your grade 12 this time...

Is this a gunfight? I thought it was a battle of the wits, for which you are so obviously unarmed...

elmo

 

[HowardHughes]

Well, considering that you're idea of matching "wits" is cracking tasteless jokes, you can be the winner here, all by yourself.

Now as for your handle...is that because you want to be a "boytoy"?

Just curious.

 

[elmo]

Only for the ladies Howie, how about you?

elmo

 

[HowardHughes]

Well, I hope you have an attraction to ladies over the age of those interested in an elmo doll...if that isn't the case - seek some help.

PS - how was your highschool prom? Wasn't it just last month?

HH

 

[elmo]

Howie - its been fun but now you are boring me, and fyi, i have more years than you have posts, even after you respond to this one.

elmo

 

[submissivedave]

If find it liberating to hang out at Pride in your lacy panties on a dog collar you are MOST certainly gay!

I don't think so ...

I think that most of the things we consider "right" and "wrong", "normal" and "abnormal", etc. etc. including "gay" or "straight" was and is programmed into us by society. We were all brought up thinking in a dualistic mode. Something is either this or that and nothing else. And yes, I find these "pre-programmed" modes of dualistic thinking as an infringement on my liberty and freedoms to be an individual. As such, I think that one can even bring sexuality into perspective and just because we wear women's clothes, or wear something around our neck "intended" for pets, it does not make us any less "masculine" then we really are, or less of a human being then we really are.

And BTW, even the notions of "masculinity" and "femininity" have also been "forced" into our mentality since we humans began to think in this dualistic fashion.

I mean come on, being "gay" is nothing new. The Ancient Greeks accepted it as the highest form of "friendship". And since this is the 21st century, why can we not regard "gay-ness" as just another perspective of looking at things?

PS - Troops, thanks for your concern ... I am a changed man on TERB too ... I guess I went through the exact phase you did ...

 

[HowardHughes]

Wow...let me make some calls, and get that medal stamped out for you. So, if you are saying that you are older than 37, then you can't really back up your ignorance with the excuse of being simply a dumb kid - you really should know better.

 

[elmo]

I knew you would respond...

elmo

 

[HowardHughes]

Sorry SubmissiveDave, that retort was meant for Elmo - that was not aimed at you.

 

[HowardHughes]

Geez Elmo...you're starting to sound like the "Amazing Kreskin"...can you read me my fortune as well?

 

[sara@select]

Subdave- first of all, have you ever heard of the phrase tongue in cheek??
The whole thread (to me at least) was posted in that spirit. As for you being gay or not, frankly the issue has been beaten to death with a stick and my opinion is just that, an opinion. I will say this though (not like I haven't said it before) fixating on how good looking the guys are and your willingness to suck them off (sorry for the crude description) means to me you are at the very least confused about your sexuality and most likely bi- not that there's anything wrong with that.
Welcome back btw!

Sara @Select

 

[hedway]

I think it would indicate that you are gay if you enjoy a good protein shake taken through a meat straw.

 

[Berlin]

Welcome back, SMdave !

 

[elmo]

Winston - now THAT was funny!

elmo