>> >THIS IS THE CODE...
>> >1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you
>> >are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the
>> >boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the
>> >rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah
>> >diet.
>> >2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a
>> >dog, but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches
>> >itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and
>> >whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer,
>> >come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you
>> >call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're the
>> >poster boy for GAY.
>> >
>> >3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such
>> >nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks
>> >bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs
>> >feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck
>> >El-Dicko and undeniably a fag.
>> >
>> >4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
>> >parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world
>> >is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
>> >5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard
>> >one in the poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with
>> >thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A pussy-eating man will never
>> >be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never,
>> >ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had
>> >NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.
>> >
>> >6. If you know more than six names of colours or four different
>> >types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to
>> >your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to
>> >remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the
>> >players in the Major league, NHL, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and
>> >Nascar. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fresier"
>> >is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than
>> >denim, you are faggadocious!
>> >
>> >7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you hungry
>> >for meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk
>> >at a slow-ass driver or to cut the motherfucker off. The rest of the
>> >time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his
>> >hamburger, hold his beer, finger the beotch in the passenger seat
>> >(whoever she happens to be), or, if he's Latino, talk on his
>> >cell-phone.
>> >8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous
>> >sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of
>> >those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any
>> >of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to
>> >result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what
>> >happens to fags when they flame out too quickly. So follow the rules
>> >and beware...or keep that shit to yourself, you flamming faggot!
>> >1. If you are over 30 and you have a washboard stomach, you
>> >are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the
>> >boys and rather you've been sucking-off the boys and have spent the
>> >rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah
>> >diet.
>> >2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaayming fag. A cat is like a
>> >dog, but Gay: it grooms itself constantly but never scratches
>> >itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and
>> >whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog..."Killer,
>> >come here! I said get your ass over here!" Now think about how you
>> >call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're the
>> >poster boy for GAY.
>> >
>> >3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby-pacifiers, or any such
>> >nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks
>> >bar-b-q ribs, crab-claws, raw oysters, craw-fish guts, pickled pigs
>> >feet, or titties. Anything else and you are in training to suck
>> >El-Dicko and undeniably a fag.
>> >
>> >4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a
>> >parking lot, you're in a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world
>> >is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.
>> >5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard
>> >one in the poop-chute. Coffee is to be had strong, black (or with
>> >thick, wholesome milk) and full-aroma. A pussy-eating man will never
>> >be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never,
>> >ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had
>> >NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a dick there too.
>> >
>> >6. If you know more than six names of colours or four different
>> >types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to
>> >your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to
>> >remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the
>> >players in the Major league, NHL, NFL, NBA, college ball, PGA, and
>> >Nascar. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fresier"
>> >is, you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than
>> >denim, you are faggadocious!
>> >
>> >7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it...you hungry
>> >for meat-popsicle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk
>> >at a slow-ass driver or to cut the motherfucker off. The rest of the
>> >time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat his
>> >hamburger, hold his beer, finger the beotch in the passenger seat
>> >(whoever she happens to be), or, if he's Latino, talk on his
>> >cell-phone.
>> >8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous
>> >sonnez le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of
>> >those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any
>> >of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to
>> >result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what
>> >happens to fags when they flame out too quickly. So follow the rules
>> >and beware...or keep that shit to yourself, you flamming faggot!
