Two laughs from Friction

[Top Jimmy]

One:

New GO station being built a few hundred feet away from Friction. I kid you not, the name is "Mount Joy". This bar needs to hire a dancer named Joy immediately.

Two:

Sorry I didn't get back to take a picture of this one but they have changed the sign that used to say "Take Out Available" (no shit) to "3 Food Specials Daily". If I could have got that "Take Out Available" picture, I'd be a hero of the boards forever...

 

[TheNiteHwk]

Please...

Let us know when it's open. (The GO Stn.) And what line is that on?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

One:

New GO station being built a few hundred feet away from Friction. I kid you not, the name is "Mount Joy". This bar needs to hire a dancer named Joy immediately.

I've been stuck in Alien's post too long because I don't get it!

GOOBER!!!!!

*Leaves very distressed*

 

[Goober Mcfly]

Fang? You disappoint me.

 

[Top Jimmy]

Mount as in to mount the girl maybe.... *lol*

Hence the bar should immediately hire a girl named "Joy" for the customers to "Mount" so as to obey the GO sign, just like I've been doing for HOURS in Friction... "Minding the Gap"

ok, so thats TTC, but still, funny IMHO

 

[DenWa]

Cardinal...have you been in the sun too long...your IQ is plummeting...Where's Alien when you need him?

DW

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Fang? You disappoint me.

Idiots! I'm surrounded by them! Why me God!

THERE IS NO MOUNTING OF ANY KIND GOING ON AT CLUB FRICTION! (Legal Position)

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Girlie pics you say? I would appreciate that very much. I've almost warn out the pictures I have of Naughty Alex from her website.

*Fang looks around*

WHAT?

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Make mine a June and she better be cold!

 

[LateComer]

Once I met a girl named Joy. She said, Roy, I'm gonna make you my Joyboy.

 

[Speedo]

Correct on both counts Sheik -- it's open and it's on the Stouffville line for it's thrice-daily (except weekends and holidays) run...

 

[wrong hole]

Has Friction gotten any better with the Stouffville line and all


...did you say they got a pool in rivercity...that spells Trouble with a capital 'T'...